🚀 go-pugleaf

My dear traitor to the EastAnglians, I believe this man IS using
his fleshly name, brave in this sewer, but he does work for the
government and maybe that's enough, those two quirks plus this
e-zone of sad lower-order mycology, to doom him insane.  Still,
can you deny his belonging to this place?  Robert, I don't know
who you are, I don't know who anyone is on this list, but this IS
your home.  Welcome home.  Now don't tell us what your name used to
be.... better submerge and come back in a week as someone else.
I mean I know I haven't done that in a while but that's because I've
been reduced to gr4302 and what less (or more, more or less) can
I become?  Yeah, well I know ol' grubnub calls me GR, but I hate that,
sounds flippin' corporate or penisenvy.  I'm not the leader, see, just
the court-jester, better a heyoka than already spilt pig offal, I say.
Still, most good mythographers would grant that power!  Sorry to make
fun of you'all in such a blatantly vulgar way.  Wait till part three of
{fill in}City comes out.  That's right wait is the key word.  I'm rilly
supposed to be writing this is an understandable code for the cultural
elite and now its become too late but for me to do that nasty little
piece of business as well, but as well is the catch word, for your
sniveling e-hungry maws will force me to it at times....I do it to unwind,
see?  And you zoo get all the sloshings.  Ye be my WC/ Luck wit' ye/
Luck wit' ye/ Hehehehe
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"left in piece would make my day"