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From: Dana Rollins
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1992 10:04

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YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF

1) Your front porch collapses and you kill more than 6 dogs

2) You've ever used lard in bed

3) You think potted meat and saltines is an hors d'oeuvre

4) There is a stuffed possum mounted anywhere in your house

5) You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment

6) Less than half of the cars you own run

7) Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling
   the State Trooper to kiss her ass

8) The primary color of your car is "bondo"

9) Your family tree doesn't fork

10) Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan

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