🚀 go-pugleaf

Congrats, babe, guess this makes up for the Emory fiasking-price; I
can only assume that They really have had it in for you to accord you
such indelible honors, though I thought you'd entered in the Schizoid
Division and the Amateur Borderline Patients Association sponsored
cakewalk; can only assume that They put you in the wrong category.
Fanfare, tra-la-la-la, & all that; while all-in-one-basketing in
this glory, will you still have time for lonesome li'l me?  I know,
I know, best be carelessful here: you'll lean over the inkwell, bring
out a rubber stamp which, if you hold the bottom of it up to a mirror,
gives the reflection of "hard done by", the name of that tune which
you used to sing me to sleep.  I've already asked of you somewhat
kindly not to display the victimage which you gave me (I will repeat
that for those in attendance lacking the proper hammer-anvil arrears:
_you_ _gave_ _me_) to the whole town, yr bloody lesion-causing, ulcer-
ridden, damp-cellar-smelling, pulp-and-stockage-economied town, but
I fully gerne biete ich mich dir an if you wish to go right ahead
anyway; don't mind the doorstop, but step lively.

As for my longanimity, the userid, the spies, the levity, the (lack of
a) readiness to have done with, and the superficial surfeit have most
assuredly done me all but (n)ill; throwing in the fair to middling
enough Obsession with her lack of a December and her tendency towards
canonizing the calendar, and what a mockery (proudly) I make!  That
spoke to/of yr Smile, tolerable company it may or may not be: None of
them, not even the immigrant personae, dinks one and all, have kept
you from smash-it-uppancing through them like the playing-cardboard
protectorates they were, roughshoddy running across the epouvement
as if.  Would you like to know of severe dyscomfiture?  Then you
begin: does your bike still bear the indention from your attempts to
demonstrate last year that circus animals don't have it so tough?  If
your answer even remittancely reassembles a self-reference, I'll pass
along the proxy Corvette tales.

As you were "kind" enough to bypass Moody, I shall do the same for
Eliot.

Once, you might consider introducing me to H760; it sounds as if we
might have a great deal in common.  (vide.M)