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Our hero learned rapidly the benefits of having a boy scout, despite
the whistling, as a cellmate, particularly as this boy scout had received
his badge in "Building Post Office Towers from Scratch", though our
hero realized that he really didn't, after all, have the slightest
idea what one was for.

The Roinn Oideachais regretted having let self's stead go; self's stead,
despite the yellowed grin from tobacco stains, was much better company
than Ward.

A.M. Ward decided that it would be best to invent some notion of an
"impending trip" to be able to return, unaccompanied by Roinn, to the
laboratory wherein rested both his collection of daggers and a fresh
change of clothes.

The vicar surprised to be alive, found himself in a small cottage in
the outskirts of the village where decisions would have to be made.

The detective practiced disguising himself as a girl scout for the
inevitable final battle while wandering around in the laundry room
picking up spare change and the occasional bottle cap to give to Chick,
who collected them.

And, right about this point, the Vampyre, complete with entourage,
thinks about making an entrance into the tale, but, at the last minute,
is talked out of it by a flunkey stooge who is then killed by a most
unfortunate spill of white-out.