🚀 go-pugleaf

Yes, I understand that M. has latched onto a mistaken belief in some
userid, M. is of a delusional nature, M. spies, and M. requires little
encouragement to speak on the conjugal melodramas of the poor dear
royals, the facile inference of the kindly bestowed "answer and
explanation" being that Juniper Sage would not engage in any such giddy
discomposures: well&good: A/A+, m'dear, I knew that examination hall
syndrome of yrs whereby you felt quite slinkingly sunk at the thought
of confronting an inquiry would pass, with time.  However, my difficulty
lies in this matter of M. having another of his wearisome moody spells
and planning departure in ire at exposure of operatives, which makes no
more sense to me than it does to you; I'll tell you sometime of how,
once, I was supposed to have killed him, though the mechanics of the
murder were never made clear, and he did return, he did, he did, he did.
If you should meet him, would you please require of him to be less
slipshod in his accusations (C+/B-), and, if you can bring yrself to do
so, tell him I want him back.

And, yrself, resolving to clear up and out and "readily return this
account": mind well you don't insert a central "to" there, that'd be
Just Abominable!  Let's you&I play a game: you'll invoke possible reasons
why M. scrammed, and I'll counter them.  Then you'll come up with one
which I cannot refute, so we'll declare you the winner and play another
game instead: snakes&ladders, say?  And, while you're at it, stewheart
most misguided, distress yr features and smile.

H.