🚀 go-pugleaf

"It was LSD that changed me."
        --Daniel A. Foss


Well, you're not going to believe THIS one, kiddies.  Better tighten
up your chin straps...
Guess what Foss, that DAFfy bastard, is up to now?  He's going shopping
mall to shopping mall, getting signatures for Ross Perot!  I thought
he was spouting Anti-Perotisms just a few short weeks ago?  What
precipitated this sudden change, I wonder?  Or was it typical Foss
jabberwocky all along?

He's to date been positively identified in malls from Bangor, Maine to
Cecil, Mississippi, and implicated in several Bingo game disturbances
that the Perot non-regime has tried to "hush-up", unsuccessfully.

He is apparently making no effort to disguise himself, appearing at all
times in the traditional garb that has come to be associated with him
and his particular brand of bleating idolatry - to wit, a breechclout
made of two Fruehof mudflaps, crisscross "bandolero" ammunition belts
stuffed alternately with "Slim Jims" and "Hav-A-Tampa Jewels", and a
styrofoam pith helmet with a great big STP decal across the front.
Local authorities have placed alerts to all personnel to remain on
standby should any of his surprise appearances precipitate violence,
and reportedly the FBI has recently declared him "unarmed and
dangerous".

Stay tuned for further developments and while you're up, would you mind
refreshing this drink for me?




Not So Much Ice This Time,


Felonious J. Cubensis
Your Ace Cub Reporter