🚀 go-pugleaf

In liquid gammy put, I've shossed and not fearful, will so shoss
again:
Hi!  Hello!  Greetins, Cretins!  Shossy, shossy-ho, shossy-hey,
shossy-howdy!  And on and on, ad infinitum, nauseum, woof:
I have here a coupon good for 2 large Pepperoni pizzas - only $9.99 -
and the first one of you "People" (and be advised I use the term
loosely, shossy-nonny-no) to reply in a NICE (read: subservient,
boot-and-water slavish kind of way) manner of speaking will have your
name thrown into the Big Brown Bag and be therefore ever so much more
so eligible for a turn at the Big Surprise Grab to be announced at a
later date!
Okay, you literary-types, better button down the pince-nezzes and super
glue those little black berets because I'm feeling PRETTY GOSH DARNED
LITERATE right now and ready to have a go at it!
Okay.  So where do I start?
Do you hand me a round-robin story and say "Here - add a paragraph" or
do we all just stand up and say a little about ourselves, maybe recite
some poetry...what?
As you see, I'm from Alabama.


I Love You,
Merciful Lee Dickens