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Cash!!!

#246
From: Jerry Fiszer
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 1996 00:00
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Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two
minutes to resd if you've ever thought "How could I make some serious
cash in a hurry???", or been in serious debt, ready to do almost
anything to get the money to pay off those bill collectors.  So grab a
snack, awarm cup of coffee, or a glass of your favorite beverage, get
comfortable and listen to this interesting and exiting find!
  Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! Thats right!. I
found it!. And I hate get rich quick schemes!! I hate those schemes
like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope
stuffingscams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever.  I have
tried every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12
years.  I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking to make
money (more like desperate stupid people who will try anything for
money!)  Well, when I was a teenager, these claims to 'get me rich
quick' sounded irresistable! I would shell out $14.95 here,$29.95
there,$24.95 here, and another $49.95 there.  I had maxed out my new
Circuit City AND my VISA... I was desperatefor money!!  So, I gave
them all a chance but failed at every one of them!  Maybe they worked
for some people, but not for me. Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK
MAIL in the trash when I got the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I
can smell a money scam from a mile away these days,so I thought i
could sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!...I LOVETHE INTERNET!!!
  I was scanning thru a newsgroup and saw an article stating to get
cash fast!! I thought..."Here on the Internet.??  Well, I'll just have
to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."  The article
described a way to mail a one dollar bill to only five people and make
$50,000 in cash within 4 weeks!  well the more I thought about it the
more I became very curious.  Why?  because of the way it worked and
because it would only cost me five dollars (and five stamps)  Thats
all I ever pay....EVER!!

  Ok so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach, but it
was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return of $1000 or
so.  So I did it !!  As per the instructions in the article,I mailed
out a single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
dollar, that stated "Please add my name to your list."  I then removed
the first position name of the five names listed and moved everyone up
one on the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then
took this revised article now with my name on the list and REPORTED IT
ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAG AREAS THAT I
KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come in..prepared to maybe
recieve about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so...But what a welcome
suprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!  I knew what they were
as soon as I saw the return addresses from people all over the
world-Most from the U.S.,but some from Canada, even some from
Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how much did I get
total in return?$1000? $5000? Not even!!! I recieved a total of
$23343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!
  I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to
this!!  Now after almost 8 months I am ready to do it again!!  Somaybe
it was possible to get $50000 in cash, I don't know, but it completely
depends on you, the individual!  You must follow through and repost
this article everywhere you can think of!  The more postings you
achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in your very own
mailbox!!  It's just too easy to pass up!!!

  Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only cos
tfactors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one dollar
bills that you send out to the listed names by mail.  Then just simply
repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) To all the newsgroups and
local BBS's you can.  Then sit back andenjoy walking down your
driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have five
dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with
SPECTACULAR, REALISTIC  returns of$15000 to $25000 in about 3-5
weeks!SO HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, EAT AT HOME
TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE DOLLARS IN
THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!

  So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully provided the
most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily get
this underway and get your cash on it's way.  SO, ARE YOU READY TO
MAKE SOME CASH!!??  HERE WE GO!!!

***THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE****

OK, read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information, if you
like, so you can easily refer to it as often as you like.

INSTRUCTIONS:

1.  Take a sheet of paper and write the following:"Please add my name
to your list".  This creates a service out of this money making system
and thus makes it completely legal.  You are not just randomly sending
a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a legitimate
service.  Make sure you include your name and address.  I assure you
that, again, this is completely legal!  For a neat little twist, also
write what slot thier name was in just to add a little fun!  This is
all about having fun and making money at the same time!

2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around the dollar bill, and put them
into an envelope and send it on it's way to the five people listed.
The folding of the paper around the bill will insure it's arrival to
it's recipient.  THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!

3.  Now listen carefully,  here's where you get your MONEY COMING TO
YOUR MAILBOX.  Look at the list of the five people;  remove the first
name from position one and move everyone on the list up one position.
Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the
bottom position on the list.

4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give a
catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:"NEED
FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??", etc.
And the more uploads, the more money you will make and of course, the
more money the others on the list will make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE
OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120% INTO THIS
PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!!  You'll reap the benefits, believe
me!!!  Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as
15-20 postings or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!!  If you can UUE
encode the file when uplaoding, that will make it easier for the
people to recieve it and have it dowloaded to their hard drive.  That
way they get a copy of the article right on thier computer without
hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the file menu.
Don't alter the file type,  leave it as an MS-DOS Text file.  the best
test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's Notepad for
Windows 3.x or Windows 95.  If the marginslook right without making
the screen slide left or right when at the ends of the sentences,
you're in business!

5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or
"post" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them
who your internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP.
I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many
internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively
simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for help or look in
the help section for posting.  Place a one line statement in the main
body section of the message post screen.  Something like "Download
this to read how to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no
paybacks!" or whatever.  Just make sure it represents its true
feasability, NOT something like..."Get one million dollars flooding in
your mailbox in two days!"

You'll never get ANY responses!

6.  And this is the part I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE
CASH IS ON THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money start to trickle in
around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3&4, THE MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR
MAILBOX!!  All you have to do is take it out of the mailbox and try
not to scream too loud when you realize you hit the big time at last!!

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THE NAMES LIST     THE NAMES LIST     THE NAMES LIST
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1.J. Watson
   #845 Street Cres
   Sylvan Lake, Alberta, canada
   T4S 1K7

2.Josh Kraker
   2201 Short Hills Dr.
  Akron, OH  44333

3.M. Lines
   458 Raymond Rd.
   Marysville, OH  43040

4.A.D. Couch
   129 Ringgold St.
   Dayton, OH  45403

5.J.M Fiszer
2040 Colborne Dr.
Plano,TX 75025

HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 1996/11/24
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