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On Aug 2, 5:31 pm, Peter  Lucas <peta_luca...@manlymail.net> wrote:
> What is the difference between a crying bound and gagged 10 year old
> boy and a ferrari?
> I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
> :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
> --
> Peter Lucas
> Brisbane
> Australia
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>
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Once at a racing meet, a spectator asked the owner of a Ferrari how
much the car cost. When informed, the spectator said, "But you could
buy a house for that!" To which the owner said, "Well, you can't take
a house to work, but you can always sleep in the car.."

A new Ferrari owner was stopped at a traffic signal next to an old man
on a moped. "How fast *is* that thing?", the old man asked. "About
370kph!" was the answer. "Eh, I think I'll keep my moped.", the old
man replied. So the new owner thought he'd show the old man something.
The light on the signal changed, and the Ferrari guy hit the throttle.
In three seconds, he was doing a hundred. But the old man was still in
his mirror! Undaunted, the driver bent his toe some more and was soon
doing 150! Stll, there was the old man on the moped, still in his
mirror. Now angry, the Ferrari pilot floored it. He looked up just as
the needle was sweeping past 300, and that cursed moped was still
there!! Giving up, the new owner backed out of it, and eventually
pulled to a stop. "What do I have to do to get a moped like *that*?"
he asked. The old man replied, "Well, you could start by unhooking my
suspender strap from your spoiler!"

A man walks into a bank in New York City, and asks for a $3000 loan.
The loan offiicer asks what the man's using for collateral, and his
eyes open wide when the customer sets down the keys to a brand new
Ferrari. The loan is immediately approved, and the officer is dreaming
of how he'll be promoted when this loan defaults. Two weeks later, the
man returns, pays the three grand and the $72.48 in interest, and asks
for his keys. "But..how?", asks the loan officer. The man replies,
"Well you see, I'm the owner of the Ferrari dealership here in the
City, and I had to go to Los Angeles on buisiness." "I still don't
understand", the banker said. "Why didn't you just garage it
somewhere?" The Ferrari dealer replied, "Where the hell could I park
for two weeks in New York for seventy-five bucks?"

And there's other good ones about Ronaldo wadding his up here:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/01/09/cristiano-ronaldo-ferrari-smash-jokes-flood-the-web-115875-21027894/

-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/Member, Knights of BAAWA!

On Mon, 2 Aug 2010 14:31:03 -0700 (PDT), Peter  Lucas
<peta_lucarse@manlymail.net> wrote:

>What is the difference between a crying bound and gagged 10 year old
>boy and a ferrari?
>I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
>:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

What's the difference between a pigeon and a yuppie during the recent
stock market crash?

A yuppie can't put a deposit on a Ferrari.

panamfloyd@hotmail.com wrote:
> 
> A man walks into a bank in New York City, and asks for a $3000 loan.
> The loan offiicer asks what the man's using for collateral, and his
> eyes open wide when the customer sets down the keys to a brand new
> Ferrari. The loan is immediately approved, and the officer is dreaming
> of how he'll be promoted when this loan defaults. Two weeks later, the
> man returns, pays the three grand and the $72.48 in interest, and asks
> for his keys. "But..how?", asks the loan officer. The man replies,
> "Well you see, I'm the owner of the Ferrari dealership here in the
> City, and I had to go to Los Angeles on buisiness." "I still don't
> understand", the banker said. "Why didn't you just garage it
> somewhere?" The Ferrari dealer replied, "Where the hell could I park
> for two weeks in New York for seventy-five bucks?"
> 

This makes no sense to me. If he owns a Ferrari dealership, wouldn't he 
have a showroom or somewhere he could leave the car for 3 days?

-- 
Long-time resident of Adelaide, South Australia,
which probably influences my opinions.