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Hi,

I am an ex-devloper porn ring leader that has turned over a new leaf. I have
decided to develop applications that help people get in contact with Jesus.
My program is called Robo-Priest. It is there to provide all the services of
a Catholic priest, right there on your windows desktop. I have taken AI to a
new level, by adding spirituality. One of the first things my program had to
cover was the seven sacraments.

Marriage
Communion
Annointing of the Sick
etc.

When someone wants to get married it is very simple for them. All they have
to do is hit the "Marry" button or Alt-M and the program will marry them. It
will display the message, "You are married", and play "Here comes the bride"
midi file through your defaul media player. It is jsut as good as a real
priest and much less expensive. There will be an upgraded version using
TCP/IP to exchange vows of the internet. God is very in touch with the
internet, it is like the world he created, and like the Matrix. On the first
day, there was dialup, then DSL, then Robo-Priest, the robotic priest of the
internet.

Every once in a while the program will tell you God loves you, so you don't
forget.

In 2003 Catholicism is no longer a faith based religion, it is based on
facts, and Robo-Rriest will tell you them all.

Annointing of the sick. Hit the I am sick button, and the Message, "I am
annointing you sick one will appear" Then an angel will fly accross your
screen, and beautiful midi music will play. It is just like a real priest
but better.

Ask for communion from Robo-Priest, it will offer you a wafer, which you
have to provide yourself.

Robo-Priest not only performs sacraments, it also is your personal prayer
portal to God. Simply hit the "Prayer" button or hit Alt-P. Then enter a
prayer. I have written a function that will return a yes/no answer based on
God's Decision, it is a random number generator of holiness. Then the
Robo-Priest will either say, "Your prayers have been answered", or, "God
does not think your prayer is worth it" Most of the time Prayer's are not
worth God's time. Don't get discouraged though. In my research I found that
God will answer 1 in 5000 prayers, so just keep praying. What don't want to
pray that much? Then set Robo-Priest on "Auto Pray", and the odds will be
much more in your favor.

Robo-Priest, Man's best friend, God's slight annoyance. Say good bye to your
regualr priest. I have many bayesian math and neurological networks to make
Robo-Priest the best.

Wait there's more.

The Robo-Priest API

You can tie back to my functions that contact God Directly through a set of
Type Libraries for custom connection to the almight. Do you want  God to
perform a miracle? Robo-Priest API can help you do this. The API is totally
object oriented with class names that are very holy.

But what if you don't like God, what if Satan's your man.

Many people get fed up with God, having to Pray 5000 times or more to get a
prayer answered. If you word it right Satan will answer many prayers the
first time. Now who could beat that? Robo-DarkLord is the answer. Try the
kill button. Better yet try the riches or fame buttons, those are my
favorites. Sale of your soul is implied in any of these transactions.

Don't want to sell your soul.

Write your own custom app and dupe your friends into selling their souls
with the DarkLord API.

Afraid of the implications use the Robo-Priest API tp cpnfuse GOD while you
are condemning your friends.

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I guarantee them