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Programmers should stay away from open forums after the pub! :-)

Cheers,
Ted

fury wrote:
 > Hi,
 >
 > I am an ex-devloper porn ring leader that has turned over a new leaf. I have
 > decided to develop applications that help people get in contact with Jesus.
 > My program is called Robo-Priest. It is there to provide all the services of
 > a Catholic priest, right there on your windows desktop. I have taken AI to a
 > new level, by adding spirituality. One of the first things my program had to
 > cover was the seven sacraments.
 >
 > Marriage
 > Communion
 > Annointing of the Sick
 > etc.
 >
 > When someone wants to get married it is very simple for them. All they have
 > to do is hit the "Marry" button or Alt-M and the program will marry them. It
 > will display the message, "You are married", and play "Here comes the bride"
 > midi file through your defaul media player. It is jsut as good as a real
 > priest and much less expensive. There will be an upgraded version using
 > TCP/IP to exchange vows of the internet. God is very in touch with the
 > internet, it is like the world he created, and like the Matrix. On the first
 > day, there was dialup, then DSL, then Robo-Priest, the robotic priest of the
 > internet.
 >
 > Every once in a while the program will tell you God loves you, so you don't
 > forget.
 >
 > In 2003 Catholicism is no longer a faith based religion, it is based on
 > facts, and Robo-Rriest will tell you them all.
 >
 > Annointing of the sick. Hit the I am sick button, and the Message, "I am
 > annointing you sick one will appear" Then an angel will fly accross your
 > screen, and beautiful midi music will play. It is just like a real priest
 > but better.
 >
 > Ask for communion from Robo-Priest, it will offer you a wafer, which you
 > have to provide yourself.
 >
 > Robo-Priest not only performs sacraments, it also is your personal prayer
 > portal to God. Simply hit the "Prayer" button or hit Alt-P. Then enter a
 > prayer. I have written a function that will return a yes/no answer based on
 > God's Decision, it is a random number generator of holiness. Then the
 > Robo-Priest will either say, "Your prayers have been answered", or, "God
 > does not think your prayer is worth it" Most of the time Prayer's are not
 > worth God's time. Don't get discouraged though. In my research I found that
 > God will answer 1 in 5000 prayers, so just keep praying. What don't want to
 > pray that much? Then set Robo-Priest on "Auto Pray", and the odds will be
 > much more in your favor.
 >
 > Robo-Priest, Man's best friend, God's slight annoyance. Say good bye to your
 > regualr priest. I have many bayesian math and neurological networks to make
 > Robo-Priest the best.
 >
 > Wait there's more.
 >
 > The Robo-Priest API
 >
 > You can tie back to my functions that contact God Directly through a set of
 > Type Libraries for custom connection to the almight. Do you want  God to
 > perform a miracle? Robo-Priest API can help you do this. The API is totally
 > object oriented with class names that are very holy.
 >
 > But what if you don't like God, what if Satan's your man.
 >
 > Many people get fed up with God, having to Pray 5000 times or more to get a
 > prayer answered. If you word it right Satan will answer many prayers the
 > first time. Now who could beat that? Robo-DarkLord is the answer. Try the
 > kill button. Better yet try the riches or fame buttons, those are my
 > favorites. Sale of your soul is implied in any of these transactions.
 >
 > Don't want to sell your soul.
 >
 > Write your own custom app and dupe your friends into selling their souls
 > with the DarkLord API.
 >
 > Afraid of the implications use the Robo-Priest API tp cpnfuse GOD while you
 > are condemning your friends.
 >
 > Try My products.
 >
 > I guarantee them

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