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Harold wrote:

> On Nov 10, 11:57 pm, "Jane_Galt" <Jane__G...@thegulch.xyz> wrote:
> > Harold <DSCWebmas...@comcast.net>  wrote :
> >
> >
> >
> > > I am forwarding this information from the Denver Spiritual Community.
> > > Harold
> >
> > > Hi, Friends! (from Aurelia)   Spirit seems to be using us daily to
> > > deeply and energetically impact our world.   Below are several ways to
> > > make a difference beginning on Thursday - 11:11.  Here's one of the
> > > more global ones below and many others around the world as well.
> >
> > >       I think this is a fabulous idea! It takes about five minutes to
> > > read through the whole thing. It sure sounds good to me.   Let's do
> > > this!
> >
> > >       On 11-11, 2010, one million people across the globe will
> > > mentally project a unified vision of a new paradigm for our species...
> > > a new reality matrix.  The very real physics of quantum mechanics that
> > > has shown us how the unified field connects human consciousness  will
> > > be harnessed en masse during the largest scale simultaneous
> > > manifestation transmission in recorded history.
> >
> > > POWERFUL 11:11 GLOBAL LINK UP orhttp://www.newrealitytransmission.com/
> >
> > > If you are central, east, west or south metro area, consider the
> > > monthly Oneness Blessing event with sacred sound at First Spiritual
> > > Science Church, 3375 S Dahlia St, one block N of Hampden at NW corner
> > > of Girard & Dahlia.
> > > Al and I will be there with bowls (maybe others with sacred
> > > instruments) and evening is always a huge communal SPIRITUAL HIGH!
> > > Begins at 6:30 for networking and 7:00 for soundings and blessings.
> > > Love offering. Do hope to see you!  www.deekshacolorado.com/
> >
> > > If you are north or west in metro area and absolutely love drumming
> > > circles, there is amazing drumming event on Thursday evening at the
> > > new Journey For Conscious Living Center near Ralston Rd. and Wadworth
> > > in Arvada.   For more information go towww.J4CL.com/.   SEE YOU ON
> > > THE INNER AND SENDING ALL BLESSINGS OF ETERNAL JOY, HOPE, LOVE AND
> > > LIGHT!!
> >
> > Cuckoo!
> >
> > --
> > - Jane Galt
> >
>
> Dear Ms. Galt,
>
> Forgive my ignorance, but I do not understand any part of �Cuckoo�.
> Please explain your reply.

Well, um, "Harold," Jane's a chick, and chicks tend to use chick words.

Sometimes - mano i mano, comprende? - you
need to have a dude translate for ya.  What she
meant was "You're crazier than a shit-house rat."

Better?

> If you did not understand her information, you may call or email her
> or talk to her personally at the next Celebration Metaphysical Fair in
> Denver, March 11 -13, 2011. Last year she was at booth #71 and usually
> has the same location at each fair.

Or, you could interview a poodle.

Chances are the poodle will smell better, and
make more sense. Probably better looking, too.
And dogs, as many dog owners realize, Know Shit.
And it's certainly Shit you're spreading, isn't it?  Ask
one and see.

> �List of Readers and Healers�
> http://www.celebrationfair.com/denver_readers.shtml

List of Fruits and Nuts...

> Here are her credentials as listed on the Denver Spiritual Community
> web site.
> http://www.denverspiritualcommunity.org/HolisticHealingDir.htm#anchor3397704

Wow, credentials, huh?

Ward Churchill had "credentials."  Didn't stop
him from being a plastic-feather wannabee
Indian, did it?  Or how about his MOS (look
it up) as a Projector Nerd (side order of Jeep
Driver) which allowed him to make up stories
about walking point in the badass bush with
Charlie all over his ass...yeah, *that* happened.
So don't hand me "credentials."  You show me
"credentials," and I'll show you a hustler or a
crackpot.  Obama has "credentials," and he's
so crooked that when he croaks they'll have to
screw him into the ground.

> And here is her original message on the DSC message group.
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/denver-spiritual-community/message/7157

Well, gee, that's downright useful, ah, "Harold."

I love it when people post links that require you
to join something before you can read 'em. I think
I'll pass on this one, if you don't mind.

> It is understandable if her message did not make sense.

That's the first halfway credible thing you've posted.

>  Subspace
> technology is not too well known by the masses, even though it is
> being used by the elite who have taken over America to control our
> minds.

You know, um, "Harold," I think you should have your refrigerator checked out.

I'm pretty sure it's been watching you. After all,
it's well known that most fridges are spies for
the Spleens from Beta Carotene.  It's perfect
cover - everyone from the president on down
has one - and they don't have to worry about
nourishment, since folks routinely shove vast
quantities of food into their gaping white maws.

But beware of the Bioflavonoids, "Harold."
They're the other side in the Universal Conflict.
The Spleens from Beta Carotene are all that
stand between us and complete takeover/mind
control by the Bioflavonoids. One thing you can
do, ah, "Harold," is to line your crash helmet -
you know, that thing your handlers make you
wear on your head so you won't hurt yourself
when you start banging it against the wall -
with aluminum foil.  This will block *most* of
the mind-control rays from entering what's
left of your brains.  And remember, "Harold" -
shiny side in.

So, tell us...how'd that "mental projection of a unified
vision of a new paradigm for our species" work out?
Are we having a "new reality matrix" yet? Some of
that hopey-changey shit the New Messiah is so good
at spreading around?  Forgive me if I don't feel any
different since 11/11/10.  Of course, *everybody*
knows that if you really want to launch a new reality
matrix, you have to do it on 11/11/11.  Shit, that's
*elementary.*  Surprising that all your spacecase
guru types missed that one.  Oh, well...next year,
eh?

> Harold

I'll bet you are.  Spread the news, junior.  It
won't spread itself.  And if you don't spread it,
it'll eventually dry up, turn white, and blow away.

Lord Valve
(the Great and Powerful)