🚀 go-pugleaf

"Bruce E. McClure" wrote:

> Dear Boulderites,
>     Today, I stopped for some - with my driving correction-  cute furry
> animals, on Iris 3400 block, near the University of Colorado Creddit Union.
> After stopping, I discovered that they were a somewhat less cute
> HORDE OF RATS, going in & out of the ?Pfitzer? bushes. Are we trying to
> invite the BUBONIC PLAGUE???

    These guys are really just lovable, cute, cuddly, furry, lil 'ol prairie
dogs who are a bit down on their luck.  And since we here in Boulder are so all
encompassingly accepting of *ANYTHING* that doesn't mention the word "gun", we
just love 'em all to pieces.  Any action against these soon-to-be-endangered
mammals could be interpreted as a "hate crime", and will not be tolerated in
perfectville.

>
>
> (( I can't resist saying that the RAT problem on the Campus of C. U. MAY NOT
> BE RELATED, at Stadium Gate 7, room140, since that RAT, Greggory Reinhardt,
> walked on two legs, weighed 300 #, was an exdperienced street fighter, &
> used, by report a 9mm semi automatic handgun.))

    Those darn automatic guns are just jumping up everywhere and killing
everybody all the time.