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Orion thought it was a good idea to write:

  <too lazy to snip... damn it!>
>> >> >>>>> Anyway, have a great day and I demand that everyone get drunk for
> my
>> >> >>>>> birthday on the 28th of this month.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>> only if they stay drunk until my birthday the next day!
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>and only if they stay drunk until my birthday on may 18th!
>> >> >>
>> >> >>"and only if they stay drunk until my birthday on april 14th!"
>> >> >
>> >> >and only if they stay drunk until my birthday on April 13th!
>> >> >
>> >> and only if they stay drunk until my birthday on April 25th
>> >>
>> >This is easy for me.
>> >Come to find out, not only does my father think so,
>> >but the rest of my family agree: I'm a permanent drunk.
>> >id est I need no alcohol to act drunk. It comes naturally.
>>
>> You fell in the cauldron when you were a child, and yada yada...

> and yada yada what?

the contents of the cauldron were dumped from the top of the castle onto
those trying to storm it.  you landed on the army's chef who brought you
with him and taught you how to play the spoons.  one day, you had to 
perform for the king, and when you accidentally played two eighth notes and
a quarter note instead of a quarter note and two eighth notes, the king 
sent you to live in a stable where you met a nice little goat named daisy.

  kristen

*~*~*~*

  "42 rings... what kind of FREAK is sitting there by that phone?"