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Re: Vaticanishe swines revoked permits of Jewish vendors( soc.culture.jewish)

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From: Simcha Streltsov
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 1999 00:00
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Grigori Khaskin (khaskin@sfu.ca) wrote:

: Nobody complains that we want and do not allowed to selebrate Jesus's, or
: Muhammed's, or Marduk's birthday or brit. But why not make a living in
: diaspora, even if that means selling kaaba stones to diaperheads or jesus
: dolls to lovely neighbours, despite they used to love us to death? 

with apology to Dr Josh, there is an old story about a Jew who reluctantly
decided to buy out a Xian store from his retiring Xian friend who assured
him: you don't have to do anything, just sit and read your Gemoro,
and when the crosses will run out, you simply call this number and they'll
send you more.

so, he was sitting and learning, but then he eventually had to order 
the crosses. He was vey reluctnat - he, a Jew, is going to ask for
_crosses_. Erggh. So he takes the phone and asks, with his Yiddish
accent
- "excuse me, can I order .. crosses"
and hears back:
- "sure, mit a mamzer or without?" 
--
Simcha Streltsov		disclaimer, as requested by Mo-he S-rr
simchastr@juno.com		all punctuation marks in this article
http://cad.bu.edu/go/simon	are equivalent to (-: 

            
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From: simon1@bu.edu (Simcha Streltsov)
Subject: Re: Vaticanishe swines revoked permits of Jewish vendors( soc.culture.jewish)
Date: 1999/12/29
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