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Article #906*JudgeRetort.com* China passes Japan as largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasuries...
From: _Doug
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:44
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:44
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China passes Japan as largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasuries... As a result, the Chinese foreign ministry announced certain changes in the way the American treasury would operate: All Treasury Dept. computer mouses will be replaced with computer chopsticks. Interest rates will no longer be announced by the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board, but will be revealed inside fortune cookies delivered with each bailout order. To reduce costs at the Washington Treasury cafeteria expensive beef, pork, and chicken shall be replaced with cat, dog, and panda bear (sweat and sour, of course). IRS agents will now deliver audit requests right to the front door of taxpayers. A tip is expected. It BETTER be good. ------------------------------------------------ More at. http://www.JudgeRetort.com * Daily spoof of DrudgeReport.com news - FREE *
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