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A Coloradoan, Californian, and a Texan were out camping.  They were
lazing around a campfire when the Texan pulled out a bottle of tequila and
after taking a couple of swallows, threw the bottle up in the air, pulled out
his six-shotter and neatly shot the bottle.

The Californian noted that there was still some tequila left in the bottle,
but the Texan replied, "That's okay, we have plenty of tequila where I
come from.

The Californian promptly brought out his bottle of White Zinfandel, took
two swallows, threw it up in the air and shot it with a 9mm semiautomatic
Glock pistol with a 15-shot clip, stating:  "We have plenty of wine where I
come from.

The Coloradoan took all this in and finally opened a bottle of
Breckenridge Avalanche Ale.  He downed the entire bottle, threw
it up in the air, shot the Californian with a 12-guage shotgun he kept
around for birds and deftly caught the bottle. The Texan's jaw
dropped nearly to his silver buckle and his eyes widened nearly as
wide as the buckle.

The Coloradoan, momentarily puzzled at the reaction, finally piped up:
"It's okay, we have plenty of Californians where I come from and I can get a
nickel for this bottle.

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Philip J. Prete
NC Division of Waste Management
Raleigh
PretePJ@wastenot.ehnr.state.nc.us
(919) 733-0692 ext 252
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From: cdchase@qualcomm.com (Carolyn Chase)
Subject: A Coloradoan, Californian, and a Texan were out camping . . .