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Article #5392AQUIRE NEEDED FUNDS - NOW
From: Pam Moore
Date: Fri, 13 Sep 1996 00:00
Date: Fri, 13 Sep 1996 00:00
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From: 235454@aol.com (John Smith)
Organization: Iserv.net, Grand Rapids, MI, USA
Hello! I have serious news that you need to be aware of if you
have ever thought "How can I get funds for this project as quickly
as possible???" Have you ever been ready to do whatever it takes
to make serious headway?
Grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of your favorite
beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting, exciting
find. (It's real!)
Let me start by saying that I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES. I
hate those schemes like multi-level marketing, mail-order
schemes, envelope stuffing scams, 900 number scams... the list
goes on forever. I have made a study of every darn get rich quick
scheme out there over the past 12 years. This quickly got me on
every list for the darn things there must be. Eventually, I just tossed
that JUNK MAIL in the trash when I got the mail. I can see a money
scam from a mile away.
*** I LOVE THE INTERNET ***
Here, I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and I saw an article stating
how to "GET CASH FAST." I thought...here on the Internet?? Well,
I'll just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet...
The article described a way to:
MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE
$50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS
Well, the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious.
Why? Because of the way it appeared to work and because IT WOULD
ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS AND FIVE STAMPS to test it out. That's
all that would ever be paid, ever. Guess what... I found that
THIS SYSTEM WORKS <!!!> and it's because it is based on:
* HONESTY
* WORKING TOGETHER
* PROVIDING SERVICE
Hmmm, I thought... $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to
reach, but it was possible. I knew that I could at least get a return
of $1,000 or so. So I did it.
As per the instructions in the article, I mailed out ('snail mail' for
you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to each of the five people on
the list that was contained in the article. I included a small note,
with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List." I then
removed the name in the first position of the five name list and moved
everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of the
list.
This is how the funds start rolling in to feed your project <!> And
believe me, if you follow these steps carefully, they will. This is
a process based upon HONESTY, HELPING ALL, AND PROVIDING SERVICE.
I then took this revised article, which now had my own name on the
list, and REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL
BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to
watch the money come in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000
to $1500 in cash or so....
But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!
I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from
people all over the world-- Most from the U.S., but some from Canada,
even some from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So how
much did I get in total return? $1000? $5000? Not quite... I received
a total of $23,343. Hard to believe at first!! Then it got REAL easy
to believe!
I now am, well, Amply Funded, due to this!! So maybe it is possible to
get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON
YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL. You must follow through and repost this article
everywhere you can think of. The more postings you achieve will
determine how much cash will arrive in your OWN mailbox!! It's just
too REAL to pass up.
Let's review the reasons why you should do this:
The only cost factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and
the 5 one dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by
US Postal Service Mail.
Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED)
to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can.
Next sit back and enjoy walking (you can run if you like! : 0 )
down your driveway to your mailbox and scoop out your
funding budget!!!
We all have five dollars to put into such a safe investment with
SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS of $15,000 to $25,000 in
about 3-5 weeks! So hold off on those lottery numbers (yes, admit it)
and eat at home tonight... Invest five dollars in this funding system
NOW and you will find that you REALLY CANNOT LOSE.
So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided the
most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily get
this underway and get your funds on their way to YOU.
ARE YOU READY TO ATTRACT FUNDS FAST? HERE WE GO --> (!)
(*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***)
OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information,
if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please add my
name to your list". This creates a service out of this funding system
and thus makes it completely legal. You are not just randomly sending
a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a legitimate
service.
Make sure you include your name and address. I assure you that, again,
this is completely legal. For a neat little twist, also write what
slot on
the list you found their name: "You were in slot 3." Just to add a
little
fun! This is all about having the FUN of making your projects come
TRUE
through mutual help.
2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or
money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way
to the five people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill
will
insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
3. Now listen carefully, here's where you make sure funds come to
YOUR mailbox. Look at the list of five people; remove the first name
from position one and move everyone on the list up one slot on the
list.
Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot, position 3 will
now become position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4. Now put your name,
address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on
the list.
4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin
boards' message areas & file section as possible. (If you have the
time,
about 200 sends will really work wonders.) The more you post it the
more
chances you have of someone responding to it. Give a short, accurate
subject line that attracts the kind of attention you want. Just make
sure
it represents its true feasibility, NOT something like..."Get one
million
dollars flooding into your mailbox in two days." That is not honest
and it
does not work, ruining the system for everyone.
The more uploads of this message you make, the more funds will come
your way and, of course, the more money the others on the list will
make, also.
LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY
PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS LEGITIMATE SYSTEM!
You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of
total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings... or more! Always
have a goal in mind.
5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or
"POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them
who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD
TO HELP. I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply
too many internet software packages with slightly different yet
relatively simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for help
or look in the help section for 'posting'.
6. (And this is the step I really like.) JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
BECAUSE FUNDS ARE ON THEIR WAY!! Expect to see a little money start
to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY
STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of
there and try not to scream too loud while you're doing it
(outside anyway) when you realize YOU DID IT!!!
7. Enjoy the satisfying feeling of having the funds you need to get
your
most important projects accomplished.
8. When you feel you could use funds again, simply re-activate this
file
again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally posted and
possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose this file.
THIS IS A TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
! HONESTY IS WHAT ASSURES THE SUCCESS OF THIS PROCESS !
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THE FIVE NAME LIST:
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1. Jonathan Walker
Rt. 4 Box 218-C
Abbeville, SC 29620
2. Jason Dessenberg
Whispering Way #10
Grand Rapids, MI 49546
3. Michael W. Graham
7342 146th St. SW Apt C
Tacoma, Wa 98439
4. Dave Alexus
918 Sunridge dr
Sarasota,Fl 34234
5. A. Moore
PO Box 444
Townshend, VT 05353
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10df74,9389903479220bd8,start X-Google-Attributes: gid10df74,public From: Pam Moore <pamoore@igc.apc.org> Subject: AQUIRE NEEDED FUNDS - NOW Date: 1996/09/13 Message-ID: <APC&1'0'4f7271e6'08b@igc.apc.org> X-Deja-AN: 180522175 x-gateway: notes@igc.apc.org newsgroups: ca.environment