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Do you have  that little bit of good humor in you on the surface that  
my buddy Fred and I have?  We've suffered with the best of you,and have 
decided to start an online club for those who are truly worthy of the 
name *asshole*.  What's this? A club for assholes?  
   Yes, and if your life so far is full of the stuff
that real assholes are made of, you too can find the
kind of brotherhood and comfort that sharing your
misfortunes with us and fellow club members can bring.
   Our current motto:
  "Since I've given up hope, I feel much better"
If you want to join this club, which is dedicated to
society's non-winners, or want more info from our
amazingly stalwart club president, you can e-mail
him at <Nails@eci.com>, and he will fill you in on the 
plans for the club, including a nice membership card
with your name and the date you join printed on it
which will proclaim to the world that you are indeed
an Asshole and remove all doubt.
   Swapping stories between members about hated ex-wives
(ex-husbands), cheating girlfriends (boyfriends),
crooked lawyers and car mechanics, doctors who can't
find the problem when you're in screaming pain, etc..
You get the point...will help us to console one
another by showing that the shit happens frequently
and without end to people like us.
   The membership card will also be a sure fire way
to start up conversations, arouse sympathy and gain
humorous respect from friends and strangers alike.
   Because the cards cost to be made up and delivered,
we're asking donations of $5.($10. if you want a
Founders card encased in plastic).  These cards will
be admired by all and a low date number will be
something to treasure when there is little else to brag about.  You can 
send a check made out to AAAA
PO box 20424,  Cranston  RI 02920
Thanks for reading; hope to hear from you, Fred & Bill