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In article <45abaf$aq1@donatello.leonardo.net>, lesid@fishnet.net wrote:

> Exciting Breakthrough in Environmental Technology

Exciting Breakthrough in Usenet Ripoffs and Scams!

> Environmentally Safe!

Polutes the online world like crazy!

> You can clean your car without using any water, car detergent, or wax
your car.
> You save money on your water bills and you don't have to spend time
washing your
> car and no need to get any wax or detergent.

You can show how bad your grammar is in front of millions! You can save
money by not buying this product!

> You're also helping us save millions of gallons of water for more
important uses.

Such as farming the desert!

> All you have to do is spray this substance to your car, wait for a few
seconds to emulsify, and wipe it clean.  
> 
> Now you can see your face on that shiny car that you just worked on.
> 
> For just $44.95, you can own yourself a bottle of this new technology and
> save yourself time in when you clean your car.

Gee, thanks, Marco! And how much do you pay for this exciting technology
that pretends not to be a detergent, but somehow emulsifies without
additional water?

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