🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <3nuh6f$qef@lyra.csx.cam.ac.uk>, fanf2@thor.cam.ac.uk (Tony
Finch) wrote:

. In article <3nsidc$j87@knot.queensu.ca>,
. Hammond Andrew <3ah21@qlink.queensu.ca> wrote:
. >
. > The Hack:  (at last you say)  cut power cord off of dead microwave.  
. > Strip ends and discover that they're solid wire, not strand.  Plug one 
. > wire into one end of the dog, and the other into the far end of the dog.  
. > Place bun over top of dog (to warm up) and plug in.  Tasty good, and done 
. > in 4 min!
. 
. Reminds me of plugging pickled cucumbers into the mains -- you get a
. rather delicious yellow glow. (really!)
. 
. ObHack:
. 
. For heavy-duty pickle-execution, I needed something a little better
. than bare wires. I found some stiff monocore wire, and some really old
. christmas lights. These had a bayonette lamp connection, so I removed
. this from the lights, and atached it to a short section of wire. I
. stripped the other end, leaving a couple of inches of bare copper.
. Insert wire into pickle, plug wire into a light and switch on!
. 
. Tony.
. -- 
. "On his usual form, he could hardly be described as a lurker..."


Hey. That wasn't funny. Vegetables have feelings too. 

How many Dills did you leave parentless? You bastard. Why if I had a gun
I'd blow you and your whole family away. No, your whole town. 
Yeh, thats what I'd do.
Don't you know that vegetables are our friends? Why they protect us from
all manner of ill, scurvy, etc. Why where would we be without vegetable?

I'll tell ya. We'd be stuck eating bacon sandwiches. GET IT!!
 
BACON SANDWICHES. NOT BLT'S (BACON,LETTUCE AND TOMATOE) BUT SIMPLY BACON
SANDWICHES!

Ohh, the inhumanity of it all. 


You damn herbavore. 



Peter Pickle


PS: I intend to inform all of my CA Congresspersons.

-- 
KingCrotch