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One compelling reason to avoid Coors is that they manufacture
an excrable product, and have the gall to market it as "beer".
Why they don't get prosecuted under the truth-in-advertising laws
is beyond me.

The absolute antithesis of beer.  "Swill" is too complimentary.

---
Joel Hanes

<cut to commercial: grizzly in Alaskan stream, below glacier>

   "See that big ol' bear lapping up that cool clear mountain water?
    Makes a big hairy guy like you thirsty, doesn't it?

    Well, when I feel that way, I like to wrap my lips around the
    tall sweaty head of a Bear Whiz Beer.

    Like my Daddy used to say, 'See, son, it's in the water.
                                That's why it's yellow.' "

    Bear Whiz Beer, Golden, Colorado

(with apologies to Firesign Theater)