🚀 go-pugleaf

"Matt Dillon" <johnmunch@qwest.net> wrote in message news:<vZ1ad.47$%j.70540@news.uswest.net>...
> Why do you want our society to be like the society of India or Native
> Americans?

That's precisely what our "legendary guerrilla leader" has in mind. Or
what did he have in mind? ;)

Q: What solution do you offer? 
A: We offer the best of what we had back in 1492. 

(In reality, I think we can combine the best of both worlds, taking
from them whatever appreciation they had for Nature. Our love of gold
must be re-examined if are to stop the conquest of paradise, which
still is going on.)


NOTE: When words are used to mislead, we need things real. And I
couldn't think of anything better that our delicious national dishes.
So the guarapo, arepa, jalapeno, banana revolutions were born...
Anyway, what counts is not the name, but the content...

*guarapo: sugar-cane juice. I'll leave it up to your imagination why
it's so important...

COMING SOON: 

THE GUARAPO REVOLUTION 
(WITHOUT COCA-COLA, BUT WITH GUARAPO!) 
"FREEDOM MOVEMENT" 

The following is an interview with our legendary guerrilla leader,
Liborio, published by The New York Times on September 31:

Question: Mr. Liborio, what is this fuss about? 
Answer: Que dice el comemierda este? (What is this asshole saying?) 
(AN INTERPRETER IS RUSHED IN.) 
Q: What is this fuss about? 
A: This means that the only mistake made by Communism in Cuba was not
to have eliminated Coca-Cola, but also to have taken away even
guarapo. Many people, all over the world, blame the external embargo
for our humiliating condition, ignoring that it was the "Cuban
Revolution" itself the one which took away everything ours.
Q: What solution do you offer? 
A: We offer the best of what we had back in 1492. 
Q: You wouldn't be referring to nudism and all that, do you? 
A: I've never thought about that. But, on second thought, it wouldn't
be a bad idea that our MULATAS could show the... Shit! you make wander
from the subject!
Q: What punishment do you propose for the Communists? 
A: Well, it's going to be drastic: 1,000 lines saying: "I will never
support another foreign doctrine again"; and send them to the world...
Q: What can be done inside the island? 
A: The "Guarapo Plebiscite": by writing "guarapo" or "G" on every
wall.
Q: And what can be done outside? 
A: A humanitarian caravan to Cuba. We will take sugar cane, so as to
break the internal blockade that the dictatorship imposes on the
people.
Q: And when we are free? 
A: A bottle of rum for every Cuban, to drown the sorrows. And then we
are going to throw the big party where we are going to mix guarapo and
rum...
Q: Any slogan? 
A: Yeah, SHAKE IT BABY! (If you don't, the sugar settles at the
bottom.)