🚀 go-pugleaf

Pigs to Aghanistan?

Oh, if were only that easy!� (Sent to me by an Internet contact.)
An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic
terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently
the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because
they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little
research into this subject matter and found it to be true. This got me
thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight, then all suicide
terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls
to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop-shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs
into Afghanistan, I think our recon and assault efforts may be more
successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very site of pigs A LOT!
They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water
supply with a few thousands gallons of cosmopolitans, get them
shit-faced drunk and turn the pigs loose.

The war would be over in a weekend.  Just a thought.
      I don't know who's worse,the Liberals that attack the Constitutional
foundation or the Taliban that attacked the World trade center,both have drawn
blood and both will strip us of our Rights as a free people.