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On 21 Feb 1995, D. Citron wrote:

> Carbon monoxide, produced by combustion, is a much smaller molecule. For 
> every pollen grain that can enter, thousands, maybe millions of CO 
> molecules can enter.

Maybe billions and billions. I still don't like grass farmers.

> I know of no one foolish enough to try to raise hay or horses in someone 
> else's place of business. But smokers are almost as foolish. And I don't 
> know your neighbors.

I don't object to anyone raising hay or horses as long as they do it 
indoors in a sealed room where the airborne stuff can't waft into the 
street I'm walking down.  Same goes for lawns and ornamental trees. 
> 
> I aslo find it EXTREMELY funny to hear of a smoking fanatic complaining 
> about pollen and horse dander. Look up peotic justice in your Funk & 
> Wagnalls, Buster Brown.

Peotic justice--does that have something to do with the legal system in 
Mexico? Look up irony in your dictionary. Then, go back and read the thread.
HINT: I don't REALLY expect people to stop raising horses, hay, or hibiscus.

> Even though you piss me off greatly, Buster, If anyone tried to excuse 
> spreading pollen in a restaurant, government office, or other place of 
> business, I would object just as strongly. If that makes you feel any 
> better. 

Can I call you collect next time I'm in a restaurant with fresh flowers 
on the table? I'd like to hear you object. 

> 
> I never claimed smoking should be prohibited (though I wouldn't complain 
> strenuously if it was!). I do think it should be restricted to consenting 
> adults in private, with the windows closed, away from impressionable 
> children. Just like sex, or whatever perversions you and your puppies and 
> sheep and goldfish relate to, Buster. <g>

Well, ditto for you and your equestrian rolls in the hay, Catherine the 
Great!  So come and tell the horse-people a couple of blocks from me to 
keep their horses inside when the wind is blowing my direction!  Put your 
money where your mouth is! My puppies, sheep and goldfish and I all 
relate to World Peace as our chief perversion. 

> I don't want to control your behavior -- except to the extent it is 
> hazardous to my health. You wanna kill yourself, be my guest. Hurry!
> 
> But let us know first, so we can enjoy the spectacle vicariously!

Do you mean so that someone else can watch and you get the kicks? In any 
event, I committed sepuku on that Ed McMahon Star Search Show years ago, 
and I've since moved on to working for World Peace and Anti-Pollen/Dander 
activism. Don't forget to save a tree for Jesus--just make sure it's 
indoors where it belongs.

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