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>

   Hopefully my newseditor and poster will preserve the original
   posters margins.  
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In article <3uual0$bji@newsbf02.news.aol.com> keybds@aol.com (KEYBDS) writes:
>FINALLY,
>
>                         Customized Business Software for WINDOWS, at a
>Reasonable Price!
>
>If you are sick and tired of trying to make that "canned" program fit your
>needs:
>
>                         The BrainSong Software System can do virtually
>anything you can describe!

   Cool dude, can it, for example, shift some of the lines about
   25 spaces to the right, so they wrap around and make things
   VERY hard to read?  

   Oh, I see it CAN.  Wow, count me as impressed. 

>We will even configure your program to print onto your own stationery, at
>NO EXTRA CHARGE!

   How much do you charge to put the left margin on the left side
   of the paper instead of the middle?  


>          The BrainSong CONTRACTOR'S MANAGER program will manage any type
>of  Service-oriented Business:  Plumbing & Heating, Air Conditioning,
>Electrical, Pest Control, and even Auto Repair!

  There is one particular kind of pest that has lately become all too
  common on the internet.  Would this miracle software have anything
  in it to help control the infernal obnoxious advertiser pest?  


>
>PC Magazine said:  "This program is MORON-PROOF.  If it were any easier to
>learn and use, it would run itself."

    
    NEVER underestimate the ability of morons to make a product look
    bad.  For example, posting an article for a business presentation
    software where the margins are scattered all over the screen....