Please help judge my Judge...

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2 total messages Started by _Doug Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:50

#196

Author: _Doug
Date: Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:50

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Greetings.

I used to be a powerful California Superior Court judge,
but I got caught taking too many kickbacks from political parties
(in California, you're only allowed kickbacks
from up to 3 parties at a time..it's a very giving state!
Oh, yeah, and at least one must be the Green Party...it's a progressive
state!),
I'VE PUT ALL THAT BEHIND ME!
I've even taken anger management classes
(where I met ALEC BALDWIN, but he flunked out early
after giving the teacher a severe beating for snickering at a
picture of his daughter).
Since then, I've turned to JUDGING current news,
 especially from that notorious DRUDGE REPORT.

I need some people to look at my web site
and tell me if it amuses them.  Or drops them into
a coma so fast that their heads crash through their monitors.

If interested, then email me an enticing invitation
( or even a ruthless demand;
or even one of those classic, United Kingdom flames)
and I'll send my link.

Send request to:
doug@dougken.com


Douglas Kendall
author of "Judge Retort"

Re: Please help judge my Judge...

#197

Author: ynotssor
Date: Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:28

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In news:wYy5j.2970$Vq.71@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com,
_Doug <doug@dougken.com> typed:

> I used to be a powerful California Superior Court judge,
> but I got caught

Give it some time ... you'll get over it.

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