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David Simmons sits in his chair, a joint draping out of his mouth.
His teeth are yellow, his hair a tangle of grease. He has been Googling
for the last 5 hours straight, obsessed with his idol WDR. He has
been waiting almost two years for a response of some sort. David Simmons
has tried everything... he's resorted to emailing WDR, posting his lame
ads on c64.sk, comments on CSDB entries, and responding to WDR's messages
on the Usenet.

David then wait, and waits some more... hoping that WDR takes David Simmons
up
on the offer to "discuss" David's paranoid kook farts. Not seeing this
happen, David gets angrier and changes his website around many times.

While WDR never actually visits the site, he does see the changes when
Google updates the archives and WDR tries random phrases to see what
they will bring up on Google.

David's tried using WDR's family members names, he's tried using WDR's
name 20 times in a single paragraph, David is getting desperate.

The second David Simmons, netkook fuckup loser, drug addict and
alcoholic, sees a response, he immediately drops everything in his
life and races over to the internet where he posts the response.

David' life is complete for a single day until he goes back to waiting
endlessly again and again.

David will revamp his webpage many times while stalking WDR through
Google trying to find out what he is up to these days, where he
works, what he does, who he hangs with... but since nobody with a
life cares about David Simmons's kook farts and stalking, he is
always writing messages that only he will read online.

He will write and write and revamp, but in the end he is really only
typing and talking to himself.

The rest of his friends have moved on, not particularly caring what
David's latest kook fart is. David has said himself, "WDR is old
news" but yet David Simmons, netkook, drug addict, fuck up, will
still try to stalk WDR.

He's resorted to even emailing WDR under fake names, through his webpage,
and
trying to receive a response.

David has become quite unstable and scary. Now he offers to pay money
to keep his coveted website up at all costs. He must not fail in his
mission to keep talking to himself... he feels he is somehow hurting
WDR but yet fails to realize all along he has been spoonfed lies
and more lies.

cock mongler, accountant, patch collecting, oldest brother, sister,
eye color, and even taken to believing planted posts from early 2000-2003

yes, David Simmons is every bit as pathetic and fucked up as the
photo of him leering with his crooked eyes as he holds a beer bottle.

David has been waiting almost two years now... David Simmons, netkook
from Tasmania, Australia.

Sadly, in December 2007 WDR has chosen to have his ISP modify the DNS entry
so David's website is not reachable via WDR's ISP.

David is so owned. Who else spends at least 10 hours a week stalking someone
for no reason other than you dont like the fact they released computer
games?

Bwahahaha. I'm gonna go cry about someone who put out a recrack or a
game that failed to work at first. boo hoo... and i must publish it online.

David Simmons the fuckup... and just to show you I am 100% right,
David will take this message and insert it into his page the same way
he has just coincidentally 'found' all my other test messages.

You dont find them by accident,,, you go looking for them to find them.

This is why David Simmons is the #1 fuckup, netkook, silver tinfoil
hat winner of 2007.

If David actually bothered to check his logs, not only would he
see WDR never visits his page but that most likely he is receiving
NO HITS whatsoever in any given month.

Davey's obsession with my life is just that... an obsession.

David Simmons can talk all he wants but seriously you can't defend
the fact you look like a homeless person with awful teeth and poor
hygiene. Is that low self esteem or just that you enjoy smelling like
shit?

who knows who cares... lets let Davey obsess on that one.

Now that you have 'accidentally' found and read this davey... maybe
you can join jaymz julian and damien caynes, two sociopath drug abusers
who also display psychotic episodes and go have a threesome.

You will never again receive a response to your kook farts.

David Simmons - Tasmania's #1 fuckup