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Quick Cash

#522
From: Johny
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 1996 00:00
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Turn a measly $5 into $50,000!

 Taking 5 minutes to read this text may be one of the best decisions
you ever made.

Here is a success story for you!
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 I could make $50 000 within 4 weeks for an investment of only $5. I
 thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to my friends about it
 and they thought likewise. But after three days of desperate struggle
  I decided I had nothing to lose.

 My family and I sent $1 by snail mail to each of 5 names and
addresses specified in the article. We then
 placed our own name and address in the article and posted it in 200
 other newsgroups.

 Two weeks later, I started receiving money in the mail! I could not
 believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the 4
 weeks,

 I received a total of $53,654. It came from all over the world.
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 If you follow the 3 steps below, there is no reason whatsoever why
the same shouldn't happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate
investment opportunity. You invest $5 and you receive a return on your
investment.

 So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER -
PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE! OBVIOUSLY, IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN 
DON'T
PARTICIPATE. BUT PLEASE PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE 
WHO
MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.

 The procedure is very simple.

 STEP 1. Write your name and address on 5 separate pieces of paper
with the words "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST". Fold a $1 note or
money order or bank draft in each of the pieces of paper and mail them
to the following five addresses:

******************************************************************
 
 1. Joel Serbinski Rt. 1 Box 270, Baudette, MN 56623

 2. Steve Alford Unit 137, Building 213, Altus AFB, OK 73523

 3. Tami Miller 200 S. Alpine Dr.  Cornelius, OR 97113

 4. Ken Rose 5815 Parfet St.  Arvada, CO. 80004

 5. Ted Adkins 6723 Amber Ave.  Klamath Falls, OR 97603
 *******************************************************************

 STEP 2. Now remove the 1st name on the list, move the other 4 names
up (5 becomes 4, 4 becomes 3 etc) and put your name and address as
number 5 on the list. You can do this by re-typing this article or
simply editing and re-posting it in this or another newsgroup.

 STEP 3. Post your amended article to at least 200 new groups (there
are 17 000 of them).

 You are now in the Mail Order Investment Business and you will start
 receiving $1 returns by mail within a week or two. The more
newsgroups you post to, the bigger your return will be. You may want
to rent a Post Office Box to handle the volume of mail you are likely
to receive.

 If you wish to remain anonymous, you can use a pseudonym such as
 "The Manager" or "The Investor", but make sure your address is
correct!

 NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!

 Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES
- ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200
 postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5.

 Each person who sent you $1, now also makes let's say,only 200
 additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings.

 On average therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at
 number 4. You make $50.

 Your 50 new agents make 200 posting each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3
 or 10 000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They
 make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100 000 postings
 = 5 000 returns at $1 each = $5 000.

 Finally, 5 000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER
1 and you get a return of $50 000 before you name drops off the list.

 AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE ONLY MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total
 income in one cycle = $55 500.

 From time to time, when your name is no longer on the list, you take
 the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT
 ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN
 AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. Remember, 200 postings is only
 a guideline. The more you post, the greater the return.

 Let's review the reasons why you should do this: THE ONLY COST
FACTORS ARE 5 STAMPS, 5 ENVELOPES, AND 5 $1 BILLS. Anyone can afford
five dollars to put into such an effortless investment with
SPECTACULAR RETURNS.

 Some people have said to me "What happens if the plan is 'played
 out' and no one sends me any money"? Big deal! So you lose $5 - but
 what are the chances of that happening?

 Do you realise how many Internet Users there are? Do you realise how
 many times this document can be utilised over and over again - with
 COMPLETELY NEW people participating?

 There are not HUNDREDS, NOT EVEN THOUSANDS, BUT HUNDREDS OF 
THOUSANDS
 OF NEW INTERNET USERS EVERY MONTH!

 Remember, read the instructions carefully and play FAIRLY...that's
 the only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back
 to this article easily.

 Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep
 an eye on the newsgroup postings to make sure everyone is playing
 fairly. You know where your name should be.
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Subject: Quick Cash
Date: 1996/09/30
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