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In article <DA5vA6.JoD@tyrell.net>,
Ronald J. Fey, Jr. <ronfey@tyrell.net> wrote:
>THIS MESSAGE IS POSTED TO HOPEFULLY ENSURE WIDE DISTRIBUTION.  THERE ARE POLITICAL & 
>NATIONAL DEFENSE ASPECTS OF THIS MESSAGE. 
>
>1. INTRODUCTION.
>
>THIS MESSAGE MAY SEEM LIKE POLITICAL PROPAGANDA.  IT IS NOT.  NEITHER IS IT AN 
>ADVERTISEMENT, A TRICK, A JOKE, SOME TYPE OF TEST, OR THE RESULT OF SOME MENTAL 
>DISORDER.  BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THIS IS REAL.
>
>MY NAME IS RONALD J. FEY, JR.   I AM AN ATTORNEY AT LAW LICENSED IN MISSOURI AND 

Newsgroups line reduced to something a little more reasonable.
Hi Ronald (and others in similar situations - make no mistake, we know
who you are),

I'm certain this is a conspiracy for the following reasons:
1:  I'm using trn as my newsreader and have a global KILL which filters
    out all messages with more than four newsgroups in the header. This one
    made it through.
2:  I saw a Washington DC license plate last week on my way into work.
3:  This is the first time I've subscribed to the ca.usenet group and this
    message was here. It must be a conspiracy since you really shouldn't 
    even be aware of it if you're in Missisippi or Kansas. Of course you 
    could be in CA and someone has you convinced that you are in MI or KS 
    (what's the abbr. for Kansas?).
4:  I ate at a seafood restaurant last night, but I ordered beef.
5:  There are different high-pitched whines coming from my computer and 
    my truck engine that I have not been aware of until last month. 
    Especially eerie about this is the fact that the noise in the truck 
    engine did not appear until I doubled the mileage at which the 
    drivetrain warranty expired. We all know how often the terms 2X and 
    140,000 appear in the FBI and NSA archives.
6:  [deleted by Orwell's "Thought Police".]
7a: The latest Star Trek series is lousy.
7b: Along the same lines as #4, I called a friend last week who I haven't 
    talked to for 3 months.
8:  Yesterday I exhibited a strange behaviour by returning a misplaced
    notebook to a co-worker who I don't like without first writing
    something incriminating in it.

You've got a strong case here Ronald. If Microsoft contacts you for a
job in their network services department I would take it as a signal to
invest heavily in Hormel food products.

Good luck and "May the force be with you".

Mike Schienle                     Hughes Santa Barbara Research Center
Home: mgs@seldon.terminus.com                Coromar Drive, M/S B28/87
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