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In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer
was
fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would
cost.

"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.
"That's too much," said the farmer.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal.  If

you and
your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be
free.
But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride.  After they
landed, the
pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a
sound.
You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed
when
my
wife fell out."

--
Hans Bessel

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