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WESTJET+BOMBARDIER - MILLIONS OF CRASHES OF BOMBARDIER Q400 With Other Airlines - Risk Your Life?

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From: William Grosvenor
Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2012 01:10
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I'm planning a new Hidden Camera Reality TV show, and have brainstormed a 
few ideas:

Lock a paranoia sufferer in a small room with a small child's doll.

Lock a schizophrenic in a room with a ring. Tell one of their personalities 
that it transports you to a parallel universe when you put it on.

Lock a hypochondriac in a room with an encyclopaedia of illnesses and 
ailments. Viewers can vote upon how many conditions they think the 
participant will diagnose themselves with.

Fill a room with 3 foot of water and a narcoleptic.

Lock an Ethiopian in a room with an obese American. See which one gives 
first.

Lock a quadriplegic in a room. Leave the key on the floor just in front of 
them.

Put someone with a stutter in a room that has walls that can close in. Tell 
them they can come out when they say "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious".


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From: William Grosvenor <wgr5157@gmail.com>
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Subject: WESTJET+BOMBARDIER - MILLIONS OF CRASHES OF BOMBARDIER Q400  With Other Airlines - Risk Your Life?
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