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1 total messages Started by lan humpboys lang _ Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:16
Maple Leaf Meats Canada Group Coming to Take Grosvenor Away, Ha Haaa!
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Author: lan humpboys lang _
Date: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 02:16
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Edmonton's William Grosvenor, posing as "lan chiau lang" <lcl@gmaiul.com> wrote in news:4ik2q8t7kp3humpboys6b0n7jhd4kljuas@4ax.com:

> All the propaganda from the B.S. staff at Maple Leaf Meats in Canada
> will not bring back to life all those I raped and murdered!

Remember when I ran away and you got on your knees and begged me 
not to return because you'd go berserk?? Well...

I left you anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now 
you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!

They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa

To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll 
be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats 
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I 
had said that loosing the house would make me flip my lid.. 
RIGHT???

I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed 
and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly 
mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa, They're coming to take 
me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the happy home. With trees 
and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and 
smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to 
take me away, ha-haaa!!!

You cooked my food, you cleaned our house, and this is how I pay 
you back for all my kindof selfish hateful deeds.. Huh??

Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do 
they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll 
be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats 
and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and 
basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and 
toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade 
out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a Humpboys?
Yes, and I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

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http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORPRESS  My Ugly Self
http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking
http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORLEGAL  My Shameful Legal History
My Name is William Grosvenor       Certified General Asshole
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