🚀 go-pugleaf

Duh i got the letter yeah, it said something about Balls To The Wall and
about if i didn't pay up they'd send a couple of enforcers up to CanaDUH
to give me a good working over if i didn't fork over the dough. I send a
letter back telling them i have no money except for my livestock who are
near death frozen with the minus 50 degree below zero temperatures here
in Ottawa-nkerland. I tell them i'm a lowly pig farmer and have never
heard of them or the movie and i don't download anything because my
connection is slower than molasses in January and i'm out 18 hours a day
shoveling snow when i'm not asleep. I told them they could have my 1970
Ford Pinto which the scrap dealers wanted to charge me 50 bucks to haul
away the rust bucket. Well right now i'm hiding in the farthest barn
holding a pitchfork hiding behind bales of hay. I really don't want to
get all of my bones broken because i have no medical plan.

Happynet Steering Society wrote:

> Anyone here got an email from TekSavvy?
> --
> a bozo is just an upside-down smile

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet