🚀 go-pugleaf

I ask Voltage pictures what happens to the people who don't pay? They
nonchalantly tell me those people find out real fast why we're called
Voltage pictures. We send a couple of henchmen with cattle prods over and
they get one down the throat and one up the arse. So all you people who
think you can get away with not paying you'll end up worst off than my
cattle.

Tony wrote:

> Yeah so i get another letter from Voltage (not Larry) stating for as
> little as a hundred bucks you can settle with us and we won't send
> people over to beat the shit out of you. They say see if you can take a
> nortgage out on the farm and then give us the money. I suggest all of
> you get on with your life every man has his pricce and Voltage pictures
> found mine.
>
> --
> The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
>
> Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
>
> Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
> proper manners
>
> Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
> day on the job for potty mouth,
>
> Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
> help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
> wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
> everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
> of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
> get the next sucker on the phone.
>
> Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)
>
> There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
> which one are you?
>
> Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
>
> El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)
>
> All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
> ChuckZar!!
>
> I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
> fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
>
> I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
> downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
> month
>
> VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
> and out your arse sir?
>
> The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
>
> UBB = User based bullFROGGING
>
> Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)
>
> Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
>
> Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
> A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.
>
> Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
> turn
> schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.
>
> You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup
>
> Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
>
> Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
>
> Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
> beyond the realm of understandability
>
> Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
>
> This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day
on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help
you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the
while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your
computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks
will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the
phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which
one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and
out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes
at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn

schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet