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Re: One for the Tuna

#640
From: Tony
Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2012 06:13
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Tony wrote:

> Where have you been? Living in a cave? Why EQ is as famous as John Lennon
> or the Beatles. It used to be a national pastime telling off the EQ clan
> especially the wife of EQ Betina also known as Bituna or the Tuna. Why the
> EQ saga will go down in history with man landing on the moon and all that
> shit. Now if i can just get a few more lines for the Tuna. Let's see... As
> time comes to pass do do do do do EQ is still watching his coveted DVD
> collection while scratching his ass do do do do do come get your spank do
> do do do do you've completely emptied our bank. Ha, ha, ha ha!! And this
> ballad or poem or song ain't finished yet!
>
> Some Guy wrote:
>
> > Tony wrote:
> >
> > > Stinkbottomed... do do do do do
> >
> > Is there a reason why you're posting this diarrhea to dbs.echostar,
> > dss.hack AND CIH?
> >
> > What's your fucking problem Tony - you having a stroke or something?
> >
> > Enough with the garbage.  Keep polluting the dish groups if you want -
> > just keep this shit out of CIH.
> >
> > Or it's going to be time to nuke your ass by getting you listed with
> > cleanfeed / noceum.  Same reason why you don't see any more "big bertha
> > thing blogs" posts anymore.
>
> --
> The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
>
> Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
>
> Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
> manners
>
> Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
> day on the job for potty mouth,
>
> Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help
> you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all
> the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of
> your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber
> asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on
> the phone.
>
> Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)
>
> There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which
> one are you?
>
> Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
>
> El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)
>
> All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
> ChuckZar!!
>
> I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
> fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
>
> I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
> downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
> month
>
> VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
> and out your arse sir?
>
> The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
>
> UBB = User based bullFROGGING
>
> Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)
>
> Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
>
> Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
> A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.
>
> Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
> turn
> schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.
>
> You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup
>
> Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
>
> Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
>
> Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
> beyond the realm of understandability
>
> Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
>
> This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on
the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you
dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while
pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer
except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks will that
fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one
are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads
the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and
out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes at
DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
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Subject: Re: One for the Tuna
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