🚀 go-pugleaf

Someone has to feed the pigs their slop. Too bad winter lasts ten months of
the year here.

Usenet Account wrote:

> On 27/02/2013 11:51 AM, Tony wrote:
>  >
> > I've been shoveling the fuckin' shit since 5 in the morning and ain't
> > even dammed near finished. I'm taking an hour break for lunch before i
> > get back out there again. Fuck i hate Ottawankerland!!
> >
>
> You weren't sentenced by a court to live there. Or do you have a anklet
> compelling you to stay in the NCR? When you're done my mother-in-law's
> 200' driveway needs to be shoveled, and we all know that you are an
> expert on shoveling it!
>
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