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Started by Tony
Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:13
JMJimmy kicks his leeching and file sharing into overdrive!
Author: Tony
Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:13
Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:13
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The sad sot who is already on the hook for 5 grand minimum has a new modem (no more cellpigs!) to upload his torrents for the world to download. They'll put his nutsack and balls to the wall. This motherf*cker will be on the hook for millions before either fleeing the country declaring bankruptcy or being locked up for 99 years minimum. Best way to handle duplicate port issues? I'll be receiving a new Sagemcom shortly and I want to setup a relatively headache free setup for my gaming/achievement addiction. I have 3-4 systems (1-2 PCs, 2 Xboxes) that I'd like to hook up and all be open NAT. In the past I've just half assed it, set one system in the DMZ, port forwarded the other and if I needed to use GFWL on PC I'd go in and switch things around. What's the best way to enable port forwarding of 53/80/88/3074 on 4 devices so they could all be used at the same time? -- The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper manners Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth, Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the phone. Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber) There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one are you? Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake! El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!) All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR, ChuckZar!! I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three* fulltime jobs to afford either one of them I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and out your arse sir? The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer. UBB = User based bullFROGGING Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI) Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who. Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue. You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy! Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond the realm of understandability Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Re: JMJimmy kicks his leeching and file sharing into overdrive!
Author: Happynet Steering Society
Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2013 13:57
Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2013 13:57
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In article <50F717EC.83915D61@TheDeli.Sandwich>, Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote: > What's the best way to enable port forwarding of 53/80/88/3074 on 4 > devices so they could all be used at the same time? You're such a fucking arsehole I won't help you. I though you knew everything about everything. Meanwhile, I'm downloading movies from my server in Madrid, where it's legal. -- a bozo is just an upside-down smile
Re: JMJimmy kicks his leeching and file sharing into overdrive!
Author: Tony
Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:35
Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:35
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That's just JMJimmy's copy and paste from dsl reports. JMJimmy is in deep shit and now with a real modem and no more cellpigs! he's going to upload and download torrents like a demon all the while racking up millions of dollars in fines from lawsuits. JMJimmy's favourite one liner.. I am going to seed for the rest of my life. Thank you! Happynet Steering Society wrote: > In article <50F717EC.83915D61@TheDeli.Sandwich>, > Tony <Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich> wrote: > > > What's the best way to enable port forwarding of 53/80/88/3074 on 4 > > devices so they could all be used at the same time? > > You're such a fucking arsehole I won't help you. I though you knew > everything about everything. > > Meanwhile, I'm downloading movies from my server in Madrid, where it's > legal. > -- > a bozo is just an upside-down smile -- The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper manners Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on the job for potty mouth, Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the phone. Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber) There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one are you? Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake! El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!) All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR, ChuckZar!! I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three* fulltime jobs to afford either one of them I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and out your arse sir? The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer. UBB = User based bullFROGGING Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI) Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who. Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue. You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy! Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond the realm of understandability Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
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