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3 total messages Started by Tony Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:11
D-Day is now Jnuary the 14th not June the 6th
#615
Author: Tony
Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2012 07:11
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That's right January the 14th. Sure with Bell or Rogers you need at
least 3 full time jobs to afford either one of them. Now with Voltage
sniffing up you ass you need to work around the clock 24 hours a day for
the rest of your life to pay them what you owe them. If you're one of
those lazy bastards on the dole well every one of your welfare cheques
will go to Voltage pictures and you can sleep on the sidewalk from now
on. Under a new rule just introduced FROG's pay double the amount. The
new law is called double indemnity for FROG violators. For all you
people who think going to court is the answer well Voltage has their
special SS division and believe you me they get a confession out of you.

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Re: D-Day is now Jnuary the 14th not June the 6th
#616
Author: Rob
Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2012 09:23
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On 12/18/2012 12:11 AM, Tony wrote:
> That's right January the 14th. Sure with Bell or Rogers you need at
> least 3 full time jobs to afford either one of them. Now with Voltage
> sniffing up you ass you need to work around the clock 24 hours a day for
> the rest of your life to pay them what you owe them. If you're one of
> those lazy bastards on the dole well every one of your welfare cheques
> will go to Voltage pictures and you can sleep on the sidewalk from now
> on. Under a new rule just introduced FROG's pay double the amount. The
> new law is called double indemnity for FROG violators. For all you
> people who think going to court is the answer well Voltage has their
> special SS division and believe you me they get a confession out of you.
>
> --
> The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Yeah, and the Earth will explode on Dec. 21st.
You're so stupid, so incredibly stupid that no other
moron comes even close to you, Tony.
There should be your picture in the encyclopedia
under the word "moron".
Re: D-Day is now Jnuary the 14th not June the 6th
#617
Author: Tony
Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:26
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But when we see both Guspaz (who will pay double) and Hivolt penniless and
behind bars then everyone will know Tony was right.

Rob wrote:

> On 12/18/2012 12:11 AM, Tony wrote:
> > That's right January the 14th. Sure with Bell or Rogers you need at
> > least 3 full time jobs to afford either one of them. Now with Voltage
> > sniffing up you ass you need to work around the clock 24 hours a day for
> > the rest of your life to pay them what you owe them. If you're one of
> > those lazy bastards on the dole well every one of your welfare cheques
> > will go to Voltage pictures and you can sleep on the sidewalk from now
> > on. Under a new rule just introduced FROG's pay double the amount. The
> > new law is called double indemnity for FROG violators. For all you
> > people who think going to court is the answer well Voltage has their
> > special SS division and believe you me they get a confession out of you.
> >
> > --
> > The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
>
> Yeah, and the Earth will explode on Dec. 21st.
> You're so stupid, so incredibly stupid that no other
> moron comes even close to you, Tony.
> There should be your picture in the encyclopedia
> under the word "moron".

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day
on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help
you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the
while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your
computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks will
that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which
one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads
the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and
out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes
at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
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