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JMJimmy goes apeshit his Xbox got fucked by his Sagemcom
#700
Author: Tony
Date: Sun, 24 Mar 2013 00:51
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Whilst forgetting about his pending destiny with financial ruination at
the hands of Voltage JMJimmy has gone apeshit.

http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r28130864-DSL-Sagemcom-issue?r=98#28132495

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
proper manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
day on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
which one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
and out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
beyond the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
Re: JMJimmy goes apeshit his Xbox got fucked by his Sagemcom
#701
Author: Tony
Date: Wed, 27 Mar 2013 05:10
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JMJimmy says I like to upload new movies on the bittorents, but i'm not a fan
of the black people.

Tony wrote:

> Whilst forgetting about his pending destiny with financial ruination at
> the hands of Voltage JMJimmy has gone apeshit.
>
> http://www.dslreports.com/forum/r28130864-DSL-Sagemcom-issue?r=98#28132495
>
> --
> The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG
>
> Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city
>
> Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know
> proper manners
>
> Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first
> day on the job for potty mouth,
>
> Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to
> help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily
> wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take
> everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick
> of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok
> get the next sucker on the phone.
>
> Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)
>
> There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,
> which one are you?
>
> Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!
>
> El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)
>
> All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
> ChuckZar!!
>
> I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
> fulltime jobs to afford either one of them
>
> I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world
> downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a
> month
>
> VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat
> and out your arse sir?
>
> The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.
>
> UBB = User based bullFROGGING
>
> Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)
>
> Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man
>
> Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the
> A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.
>
> Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to
> turn
> schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.
>
> You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup
>
> Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!
>
> Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker
>
> Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions
> beyond the realm of understandability
>
> Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
>
> This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet

--
The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG

Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city

Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper
manners

Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day
on the job for potty mouth,

Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help
you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the
while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your
computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks will
that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.

Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)

There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which
one are you?

Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!

El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)

All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,
ChuckZar!!

I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*
fulltime jobs to afford either one of them

I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads
the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month

VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and
out your arse sir?

The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.

UBB = User based bullFROGGING

Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)

Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man

Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes
at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.

Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn
schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.

You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup

Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!

Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker

Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond
the realm of understandability

Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday

This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet
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