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Hello and Merry Christmas;

Here's some Christmas humour you may get a kick-out-of.

 If you've seen it before..., sorry.


 Bill Gates dies and heads up to the pearly gates (no
 relation). Saint  Peter meets him there and says, "Well,
 you've led an... interesting life, Bill.  To be perfectly
 honest, we're not quite sure which place to send  you.
 So we're going to let you decide."
       Gates swallows nervously and says, "Okay".  St.
 Peter snaps his fingers and they are instantly
 transported to a sunny beach. There's beer and  rock
 music and gorgeous women playing volleyball.
       Gates says,"Hey, is this heaven? It's GREAT!" St.
 Peter says, "No, this is Hell.  Let me show you what
 Heaven is like." He snaps his fingers  again and they
 are instantly transported to a serene city park.  There's
 a  soft breeze and birds are chirping and old people
 are sitting on benches  feeding pigeons and playing
 chess. Gates says,"Well, this is...  nice.

 But, given a choice, I guess I'll take Hell."
       St.  Peter says,"You got it," and snaps his fingers.
 Gates is instantly imbedded in molten lava where his
 skin is flayed off in unspeakable  agony.
 All around him he can hear demonic laughter and the
 screams of the  damned.
       He looks up and shouts,"Hey, it wasn't like this!
 Where's the beach?  Where's the babes?"
       Saint Peter looks down from his Sun workstation
 and says, "Sorry,
 Bill.
       That was the demo."



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