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Re: Did Jesus Christ ever fuck a man ???

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From: William L. Houts
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 02:00
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> > He was not gay.
> >
> > I know this, he would have been happy to pray for you.


Actually, there is Scriptural reason to support the belief that Jesus was at
least bisexual.  In the last supper, he sits with the Beloved Disciple in
his lap, with his head resting on Jesus's shoulder.  You can hoke up some
hysterical Fundie reason for this, but it's clear to any reasonable person
that there was an erotic relationship with the Beloved Disciple, who was
probably John.

Fundamentalist Christians just hate it when you mention the Beloved
Disciple.  They shuck and jive, and do all kinds of grotesque rhetorical
dances to explain him away. They like their Jesus to be a heterofascist like
themselves. In truth, I suspect Christ was ambisexual rather than "gay",
which is a relatively modern notion.  It wouldn't surprise me if there was
also an erotic relationship with Mary Magdalene.
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