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C.B.S.
(Communist Broadcasting System)
Presents
Night Liar
Tonight on Night Liar
Ted Koppeloff interviews
President Bill Clinton


Ted = Mr. President, what are you going to do about the recent 
terrorist bombing in Saudi Arabia?

Bill = I haven�t decided yet, Hilli needs to get with Eleanor 
on that.

Ted = Oh...I see.  Well, how does it feel to be the Comander 
of an Army that you refused to serve in?

Bill = It�s cool Ted.  Did you know that no American President 
except me has dodged the draft?

Ted = Ummm, no sir I didn�t.  Let�s move on to 

Bill interupting = Let�s talk about kids Ted.  I like to 
mention kids alot.  It makes  folks think I care. 

Ted = Well, OK sir, uh... How�s Chelsea?

Bill = Who???

Ted = Your daughter sir.

Bill = Oh!  ha ha ha  Sorry pumpkin!  I think she�s doing ok, 
why, what have you heard?

Ted = Nothing sir, nothing at all.  I haven�t heard anything 
about Hillary lately either.  What�s she been doing with 
herself?

Bill = NOTHING!!!  She is NOT possessed, depressed, repressed, 
or suppressed, and she definitely had nothing to do with 
Whitewater, Travelgate, the Bosnian Arms Deal, the Incident at 
Roswell, Haiti, the FBI Files,

Ted Interupting = OK, that�s enough!  You know, some people 
can remember your promises from �92.  The gays in the military 
thing, welfare, and healthcare reform, do you plan on making 
the same promises this year?

Bill = Why hell yes Ted!  What, do you think I�m stupid?  The 
people eat that shit up.  

Ted = Uhhh... you can�t say �shit� on network TV.

Bill = Like hell I can�t!  I�m the damn President, I can do 
anything I want to.

Ted = You know, some of the network people think with all the 
crap you�re knee deep in, we should jump this ship, while the 
shore is still in sight.

Bill = What�s your point Ted?

Ted = We think, that if you�re not in jail by January, you�ll 
be out looking for work.

Bill = So... what�s your point Ted?

Ted = You�re an idiot!  You�re on your own Billy.  No more 
money, no more help convincing the people you care, or that 
you�ve done a good job.  No more covering up your sexual 
antics, or drinking in church.  Nothing, nadda, zip, we�re 
done.

Bill = I feel your pain Ted.

Ted =  Cut!  Cut!  Cut!  Get out Bill, and don�t come back.  
Jimmy!  See if you can get Bob Dole on the phone, maybe we can 
cut a deal with him.

Jimmy = You want a drink Mr. Koppeloff?