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the frog

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From: john houston
Date: Sun, 18 Jan 1998 00:00
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Aaron Cope wrote in message 64ga8o$foh$1@juliana.sprynet.com>...
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READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....   ; - ) A man takes the day off work
and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a
frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to
shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see
anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the
frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!  he hits it
10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's
amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"  The frog reply's "Rabbit. Lucky
frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do
you think frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood
and Boom!  Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end  of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life
and asks  the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas."
They go  to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog
says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,
" What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black
6."  Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game,
the  man  figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back
across  them table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
the  hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
repay you.  You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The
frog replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
frog  did  for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up
in my room."
The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck.
Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five other
newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that something good
happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not broken. You will
receive good luck in four minutes.


Do not try the patience of wizards,
for they are subtle, and quick to anger.
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Subject: the frog
Date: 1998/01/18
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