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#Chicago
Monday, July 17, 1995
app 9:00 pm

I hope this isn't an infraction against this newsgroup but this person
sarlo (and his flunky ReignDawg) have really earned this treatment. This
is actually quite hilarious. Especially ReignDawg damning self confession
at the end of this chat. 

I hope yall like what you read here. I found it quite amusing.

My entries are the ones that have a blank space preceeding the >. That is
how my client distinguishes my entries.

Oh yeah, the first few lines got lost. I began by introducing myself and
being assaulted by halfway witty one liners (or were those one liners from
Half Wits?). Nonetheless, here it iz.

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          > SARLO: You must be a Cubs fan
    <sarlo> dred wants my assy nipples
          > SARLO: sounds like a flamin Harry Carry
   <Raptor> FUCK YOU SARLO
    <sarlo> No, fuck YOU charlie
   <Raptor> whats a matter sarlo- going to CRY!!!!
    <sarlo> i hate fuckin sports
   <Raptor> Poor Boy doesn't have OPS HAHAHA
    <sarlo> sports are for fags
    <sarlo> nope
    <sarlo> but i got root on your site
    <sarlo> even better
    <sarlo> wh00p!
          > SARLO: when was the last time you said Holy Cow and meant it?
    <sarlo> ya fuqin kl0wn
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    <sarlo> dred: when i was fuqin yer m0mma up the ass
          > SARLO: are you Jim McMahon with an alias
<ReignDawg> Jabari Adisa?
    <sarlo> HAW HAW HAW
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          > SARLO: Only that fool could hate chicago this much
    <sarlo> your wit slays me, dred
   <Raptor> Sarlo must be a FAG
    <sarlo> hey susana?
   <susana> hello everyone
    <sarlo> go FUCK YOURSELF susanna
          > SUSANA: warning, a fool is loose. He's named SARLO
        *** Raptor is now known as Sarlo_
   <susana> hello sarlo
          > Put him On IGNORE
*** Action: sarlo points at you and says "Fuck you, charlie"
   <doinka>  /wuiy
          > Hey Susana, how are you?
   <Sarlo_> Hey look, I'm a fuckin idiot
        *** Signoff: doinka (Leaving)
   <susana> no kidding thanks for the warning....
        *** susana has left channel #chicago
    <sarlo> dred: you over emphasise stupid words
        *** Sarlo_ is now known as Rapor
<ReignDawg> *** mo: No such nick/channel
    <Rapor> hey susanna
    <sarlo> ...jesus you dorks
    <sarlo> shes gone
<ReignDawg> heh
    <sarlo> you fuckin social retards
        *** Dred-Poet is now known as Sarlow
    <sarlo> export list for inforamp.com:
    <sarlo> /export/news1     cliff
    <sarlo> /export/news2     cliff
    <sarlo> /export/home/mail cliff
    <sarlo> tym 2 dump dreds email to usenet
    <sarlo> d00p d3 d00...
        *** Signoff: Aeneid (Homer was here!)
          > I'm a geek
          > I need attention
    <sarlo> hey dred? in about 10 minutes, read chi.general
    <sarlo> look for the title "Dreds Email"
        *** Rapor is now known as Sarloser
          > good one Rapor
 <Sarloser> i'm a LOSER look at ME
    <sarlo> HAW HAW HAw
    <sarlo> what the fuck?
    <sarlo> do you idiots come from a BBS or somehting/
 <Sarloser> going to Cry
          > SARLO: why are you using my nick?
        *** Sarloser has left channel #chicago
->  *sarlo* can i lick your balls?
        *** Signoff: kaBOOM (Connection reset by peer)
          >  /msg sarlo no you cannot lick my virtual balls
    <sarlo> r r r r
          >  /msg sarlo but thanx for offering
    <sarlo> jesus you're stupid.
    <sarlo> ..virtual balls?
    <sarlo> you fuckin mainstream cocksucker
<ReignDawg> _sarlo_ shut up camel jockey, no ones talkin to yer azz
<ReignDawg> fuckin poondi ass haji
    <sarlo> fuckin 7-11 ownin motherfucker
          > actually guys I'm a NIGGER
<ReignDawg> you be leaving my store now!@#!@
          > not a sand NIGGER
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          > but a regular old Black NIGGER
<ReignDawg> they are all tha same
    <sarlo> of course yer a nigger
    <sarlo> a dum fuqin jigaboo
          > your least favorite kind
        *** sassy_ is now known as Sassy_
<ReignDawg> shineola
   <Sassy_> i think i'll fuckin deport ya
          > REIGN/SARLO: you white trash, inbred, hillbilly pigfucker
    <sarlo> Fuck you sassy
   <Sassy_> no, fuck YOU sarlo
          > did I mention redneKKK?
<ReignDawg> inbred?
<ReignDawg> incest is best
    <sarlo> inbred? ur the fuqin camel jocky
          > REIGN: you'd know, wouldnt you
<ReignDawg> porch monkey whore
          > REIGN: are you Hugh Grant in disguise?
      <Mo_> porch monkey?
<ReignDawg> go pray to allah n shit, its time for yer nitely kneeling
          > REIGN is one of the rare individuals that actually NEEDS AOL
        *** CTCP: Mo_ sent a command: PING 806040972
<ReignDawg> yes ole chap, i do say that whore was quite good, yes?
          > Damn, why do "white" folks always have stupid shit to say?
    <sarlo> jesus. he busts on people like he's in 8th grade
<ReignDawg> pfft
    <sarlo> when is he going to break into "poopyface"
          > yall claim to hate us but yall want to get with us
        *** Sassy_ is now known as sassy_
<ReignDawg> or yer mamas so dumb, she looks thru tha peephole of a glass door
<ReignDawg> get with u ?
          > SARLO: you really do have a fascination with other folks bodily
            waste dont you?
<ReignDawg> go back to africa, then well talk
    <sarlo> cause all ur useful az is a semen receptical
          > REIGN: how can you be sure that I'm not in Africa now?
        *** Signoff: Mo_ (bazooka.rutgers.edu irc.neosoft.com)
          > and yall wonder why we sing about killin yall
    <sarlo> because you're on a fucking slip connection, you idiot
*** Action: rude has returned.
    <sarlo> actually we don't wonder
<ReignDawg> u dumbfuck, yer address would have a .?? african porch monkey
            suffix
    <sarlo> we just got bigger gunz than u
     <rude> That was too fuckin funny
<ReignDawg> hes just proviing tha st0opidity of the chocolate race
<ReignDawg> el chocolate
          > SARLO: that's in your peoples nature. to kill and maim. that;s your
            only claim to culture
     <rude> what is this shit?
    <sarlo> deth 2 j00z
     <rude> Jabari Adisa?
     <rude> Whoa
<ReignDawg> crude ..camel jockey
    <sarlo> yep
<ReignDawg> rude even
    <sarlo> but of course
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
     <rude> WERD
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
     <rude> IT'S A SAND NIGGER
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
    <sarlo> MIGHT MAKES RIGHT
<ReignDawg> Jabari...yer still not mad over dis gulf war shit are u ?
          > Nah, RUDE, just a regular old Nigga that you wouldnt want to meet
            on a dark street
    <sarlo> ahh..we need to bomb some more brown people
     <rude> ahh werd
          > well, actually I was imprisoned by the US military for Mutiny and
            Treason for refusing to fire
    <sarlo> beotch, you donut know wh0t 1t meanz 2 be a n1gga
     <rude> black powah in gangs
<ReignDawg> we couldnt meet u on a dark street cuz we couldnt see u unless u
            smile
    <sarlo> I'LL CAP UR BLAQ AZZ WIF MY GL0CK
    <sarlo> I IZ IN L0CK, BEOTCH
    <sarlo> L0CK ROX WIF GLOX
    <sarlo> WE IS THE TELEKOM GANGSTAZ
          > Sig Sauer will leave a mess punk
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     <rude> [sirius.com]
     <rude> Login name: adisa             In real life: Jabari Adisa
     <rude> Directory: /Users/adisa                Shell: /usr/local/bin/shell
     <rude> Never logged in.
     <rude> No Plan.
     <rude> woop
        *** CTCP: rude sent a command: VER
          > Fake SkinHead bitches
    <sarlo> YOU ST3P 2 L0CK, U GUNNA STEP 2 MY GL0Q
<ReignDawg> camel jockey
    <sarlo> YOU STEP TO REN, YOU STEP 2 MY MAQ-10
          > what do you need to know, I'll tell you. No need to read a whois
<ReignDawg> skinhead?
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    <sarlo> hey
          > COUNTACH be warned, fools are afire
<ReignDawg> youll have a serbian T-1 tank up yer ass in a new york minute
    <sarlo> its countach, the gullable boyziimen laymer
 <countach> hey,,,it wasn't me who op'ed you
<ReignDawg> sarlo, gullable isnt in tha diktionary
        *** rude has left channel #chicago
    <sarlo> ~donald/.rhosts: No such file or directory
    <sarlo> > ls -l .rhosts
    <sarlo> -rw-------   1 donald   member         4 Apr 14 15:44 .rhosts
          > girls, why so quiet? I'm gettin bored
          > Nazi freaks have such short vocabularies
    <sarlo> export list for sirius.com:
    <sarlo> /Users          moon,nova
    <sarlo> /usr/spool/mail moon,nova
    <sarlo> ur 1 ded n1gger
        *** sarlo is sarlo@golden.ripco.com (Sarlo)
        *** on channels: #Chicago 
        *** on irc via server irc.ais.net :[199.0.154.13] American Information
            Systems-Chicag
        *** ReignDawg is reign1@miso.wwa.com (MIDNIGHT.RIDER)
        *** on channels: #Chicago @#ncaa @#nba 
        *** on irc via server irc.ais.net :[199.0.154.13] American Information
            Systems-Chicag
*** Action: sassy_ is away - Automatically set away. - messages will be
            saved.
        *** tart has joined channel #chicago
          > SARLO: that is a pretty bold comment to make on IRC
<ReignDawg> *yawn*
          > TART be warned that fools are afire
    <sarlo> yup
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    <sarlo> but of course i donut kare
    <sarlo> besides
     <tart> fools afire?
          > I must admit that I'm quite scared
    <sarlo> we  awll been on here long b 4 u u dum j00
     <tart> soiunds like a carnival game
          > here is my address
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    <sarlo> i'll just cruise down 2 san fransisco
          > jabari adisa, 7158 S Yates, Chicago, 
    <sarlo> then burn a kross in yer front yard
   <cosmos> cruisin to san fran
   <dienea> AH YEZ THAT SIMPLIFIES EVVVVERYTING
   <cosmos> oh yeah, a kkk cookout
        *** dienea is now known as corp
    <sarlo> gimmi a phone #
          > So when can I expect you all to show?
<ReignDawg> *Punjabot* Hi ReignDawg!  I'm a bot.F
     <tart> why is this server so slow today
     <corp> cuz yer on it kim
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<ReignDawg> la
<ReignDawg> de
<ReignDawg> da
    <sarlo> gimmi a phone #
    <sarlo> gimmi a phone #
    <sarlo> gimmi a phone #
    <sarlo> _sarlo_ gimmi a phone #
<ReignDawg> pay our way and we will
          > SARLO: nah bitch, you gotta do some work yaself
        *** Signoff: tart (EOF From client)
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          > you say you got the nuts, show and prove
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        *** Signoff: tart (Killed (irc.escape.com (tart <-
            dewey.cc.utexas.edu[128.83.108.11])))
          > sup Madelaine
    <sarlo> ur not in chicago tho
    <sarlo> you're in sanfrancisco
<Madelaine> Who isn't in Chicago?
          > nah, I'm in SF for a few days, I'll be back
          > in Chi on Wed
    <sarlo> you arent, fathed
    <sarlo> so whats you're usual account, fathed
    <sarlo> what provider do you use?
        *** Madelaine has left channel #Chicago
          > If you want to see me in SF come to Hunters Point on 3rd st
    <sarlo> c'mon fatboy
        *** andyd has left channel #chicago
          > I use Netcom
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          > NetCruiser actually
     <tart> dammit it's slow everywhere
    <sarlo> 708-677-4758
<ReignDawg> _sarlo_ wheres yer brother Habibi?
        *** Signoff: tart (Killed (irc.escape.com (tart(?) <-
            dewey.cc.utexas.edu[128.83.108.11])))
    <sarlo> life with paul in lincolnwood r0x
<ReignDawg> Habibi Punjabi
    <sarlo> 708-677-4758
          >  /msg sarlo I dont care how kinky you can be, I am NOT going to
            call you
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          >  /msg sarlo I dont care how kinky you can be, I am NOT going to
            call you
    <sarlo> sure
    <sarlo> KAWLL THAT #
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          > damn I cant get the hang of this msg thang
    <sarlo> maybe its because you're stupid
        *** sassy_ is now known as LIsaGee
          >  /msg sarlo nope, not even collect. Please stop msging me. just say
            it in the room. ps go to #sex for that
        *** LIsaGee is now known as LisaGee
*** Action: LisaGee has returned.
          > SARLO is a suburbanite
          > that explains it
          > too much Steve Dahl in your days, huh
 <countach> whos number is that?
    <sarlo> call it
          > and they said he was harmless
    <sarlo> 708-677-4758
    <sarlo> 708-677-4758
    <sarlo> 708-677-4758
          > countach: it's some weird sex number that sarlo works on
          > I think he wants me as a customer
<ReignDawg> sex r0olz
        *** Signoff: sunny (sunny)
    <sarlo> i think i'll post it to usenet as a free sex #
    <sarlo> i do
    <sarlo> i want punjab
          > REIGN: or so you've heard, right
<ReignDawg> that number is 3r33t
<ReignDawg> i call it 20 times a day
    <sarlo> 0r u w1l
    <sarlo> > ls -l .rhosts
    <sarlo> -rw-------   1 donald   member         4 Apr 14 15:44 .rhosts
          > Hey, when will you suburban scrubs be comin by?
    <sarlo> > ls -l .rhosts
    <sarlo> -rw-------   1 donald   member         4 Apr 14 15:44 .rhosts
        *** sunny has joined channel #chicago
<ReignDawg> at0mik daaawg
    <sarlo> > ls -l .rhosts
    <sarlo> -rw-------   1 donald   member         4 Apr 14 15:44 .rhosts
    <sarlo> > ls -l .rhosts
    <sarlo> -rw-------   1 donald   member         4 Apr 14 15:44 .rhosts
          > I'll be sure to tell my Peoples to give you a welcome
    <sarlo> -rw-------   1 donald   member         4 Apr 14 15:44 .rhosts
    <sarlo> -rw-------   1 donald   member         4 Apr 14 15:44 .rhosts
    <sarlo> -rw-------   1 donald   member         4 Apr 14 15:44 .rhosts
    <sarlo> -rw-------   1 donald   member         4 Apr 14 15:44 .rhosts
          > BPSN style, seen
        *** Signoff: Aeneid (nI)
          > yawn fellas
        *** Signoff: countach (irc.uiuc.edu *.portal.com)
        *** Signoff: LisaGee (irc.uiuc.edu *.portal.com)
          > where is the wit?
          > hey scrubs, I'm gonna go check other channels. This one has gotten
            lame. I'll check chi.general in a little while
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        *** Signoff: guido (Leaving)
          > I hope to see some good stuff there
          > BTW why dont you post it to alt.flame as well just to make sure
            that I can get to it
        *** sarlo is sarlo@golden.ripco.com (Sarlo)
        *** on channels: #Chicago 
        *** on irc via server irc.ais.net :[199.0.154.13] American Information
            Systems-Chicag
        *** ReignDawg is reign1@miso.wwa.com (MIDNIGHT.RIDER)
        *** on channels: @#central #Chicago @#nba 
        *** on irc via server irc.ais.net :[199.0.154.13] American Information
            Systems-Chicag
->    sarlo your lack of wit really let me down
->ReignDawg your lack of wit really let me down
<ReignDawg> *_Sarlo_* your lack of wit really let me downF
<ReignDawg> my lack of dick size wont let down yer female
<ReignDawg> errr
<ReignDawg> that came out wrong :D
    <sunny> umm
<ReignDawg> anywayz
    <sunny> heh
    <sunny> ha
    <sunny> HA
    <sunny> :)
          > I'll remember to copy and post that
<ReignDawg> pfft
    <sunny> :P~~
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    <sunny> YOU said it
          > <ReignDawg> my lack of dick size wont let down yer female
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       <Ge> so how is the weather in Chi-town?
*** Action: _Sarlo_ <ReignDawg> my lack of dick size wont let down yer female
<ReignDawg> uhh yeah
*** Action: _Sarlo_ <ReignDawg> my lack of dick size wont let down yer female
          > <ReignDawg> my lack of dick size wont let down yer female
          > <ReignDawg> my lack of dick size wont let down yer female
          > <ReignDawg> my lack of dick size wont let down yer female
          > at least he's honest
    <sunny> hehehe
       <Ge> dick, dick, dick
<ReignDawg> no im a morbid liar
*** Action: tart is having a coughing fit
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This is where I left. Quite amusing huh?

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