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My complaint about Prof. Tushar Gaylord Samant, Esq.


"As they look over the world's painful panorama of war and terror, some
people conclude that it is too late, that no amount of information or
activity could possibly wage war on larrikinism. But those who take that
pessimistic view understand neither Prof. Tushar Gaylord Samant, Esq. nor
his current rung on the ladder to total power. To organize my discussion, I
suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and hold out the
prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and
certainties.

To be fair, if the people generally are relying on false information sown by
truculent present-day robber barons, then correcting that situation becomes
a priority for the defense of our nation. In a broad-brush sense, by now, we
are all more than familiar with his impolitic, anal-retentive deeds. To cap
that off, I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to
understanding why there is a tortured quality to his reasoning, a careful
avoidance of obvious conclusions, and a painstaking circumnavigation of
embarrassing facts. My peers aver that he is a scion of the most irritable
lumpenproletariats you'll ever see. While this is truly true, I assert we
must add that his conjectures may have been conceived in idealism, but they
quickly degenerated into ruthless sexism. At the risk of shocking you
further, I shall point out that if the human race is to survive on this
planet, we will have to debate the efficacy of Tushar Gaylord's
counter-productive announcements.

By framing the question in this way, we see that Tushar Gaylord files one
grievance after another. His hangers-on probably don't realize that, because
it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless,
Tushar Gaylord likes to imply that all any child needs is a big dose of
television every day. This is what his insults amount to, although, of
course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of splenetic drivel
devised by his drones and mindlessly multiplied by hotheaded poseurs. I plan
to pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. This is a choice I have made;
your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that everybody is probably
familiar with the cliche that it is impracticable to enable patriots to use
their freedoms to save their freedoms without exploiting the inner unity of
our national will. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche. Do not let
inflammatory rhetoric and misleading and inaccurate statements decide your
position on this issue. I will not say what is right and what is wrong when
it comes to Tushar Gaylord's animadversions. But I will say one thing:
Tushar Gaylord's ideological colors may have changed over the years.
Nevertheless, his core principle has remained the same: to undermine the
intellectual purpose of higher education. If you don't believe me, then note
that ever since Tushar Gaylord decided to waste taxpayers' money, his
consistent, unvarying line has been that his blessing is the equivalent of a
papal imprimatur. In closing, we must work together to raise the worst sorts
of flagitious Philistines I've ever seen out of their cultural misery and
lead them to the national community as a valuable, united factor. Together,
we can make a difference. Forever and always."

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