🚀 go-pugleaf

I got tired of the whiny people calling The Score this morning to ask
Doug Collins the same questions they've been asking for the last three
months, so I popped back over to the ex-Loop.  I can't say I've laughed
at Steve's show quite so hard in a very long time.  'Twas to the point
I feared I might become a traffic menace.

As former S&G fans may remember, today is Pat Dahl's 13th birthday, which
Steve chose to commemorate by playing back the tape from the delivery
(which no doubt was recorded while Steve was passed out on the floor...
the details escape me, though I remember actually hearing that tape the
first time it was ever aired.) followed by a call home to say Happy
Birthday to his "Oklahoma!"-crazed son, and the obligatory long conversation
with Janet.  Bruce played the role formerly held by Garry during such
calls rather well (read: you couldn't tell the difference) as Steve
explained just HOW hungry their dog has been since being put on steroids,
to the point of hopping up on the kitchen table, tearing open a cake
box, and sticking her face right into Mike's birthday cake (Which Steve
promptly blamed on the kids, neglecting to see the paw prints in what
remained of said cake,) as well as consuming the contents of the neighbor's
diaper pail (except for the plastic, of course.)

If this is the way it's going to continue, I'm going to have to stay in
the right lane from now on or quit driving to work altogether...

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