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Re: Colonoscopy

#374
From: Adam H. Kerman
Date: Mon, 23 Jan 2012 14:22
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Michele  <really@areyoukiddingme.net> wrote:
>On 1/22/2012 11:27 PM, Mark Anderson wrote:

>>So I have what I think is 670AM on after listening to the football games
>>on the radio.  Right now they're talking about colonoscopies and it
>>sounds like an ad for the colonoscopy industry.

>>Anyway, the guy says that getting a colonoscopy can save your life.  No
>>it can't.  Nothing can save your life because everyone will die
>>eventually.  A colonoscopy might be able to extend your life.  After
>>letting a bunch of minutes of this segment enter my brain I need to take
>>a shower.  What kind of people listen to this?!

>Er.

>Polyps in the colon can turn into cancer.  The colonoscopy procedure 
>finds the polyps and removes them to minimize the risk of cancer.

>Preventative maintenance is a good thing in this situation.  I just lost 
>an uncle to lung cancer because he ignored his symptoms.

>Cancer is nothing to fuck around with.

Preventative maintenance... hahahahahahaha
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