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Harding Castrates Courthouse Deputy

C A M A S, Wash., March 30 - A violently out-of-control Tonya Harding went
on a rampage early Thursday, severing the testicles of a Camas Courthouse
guard after pleading innocent to a February domestic assault charge for
allegedly beating her boyfriend.

"She just went berserk, doing all kinds of fancy windmill kicks, foaming at
the mouth and growling," said court clerk, Wilma Fredericks.  "Then she
pulls a nail file out of her ass and started slicing at one of our guards."

The guard, 29-year-old Steven Sachs, was reported in serious condition after
being airlifted to Seattle's Mercy Hospital.  Details of the assault remain
under investigation.

Judge Randal Fritzler had just released Harding after she entered her
innocent plea for throwing a hubcap from her garage at 28-year-old live-in
boyfriend, Darren Silver, when she emitted an ear-piercing yelp and lunged
at Sachs.

After undergoing psychiatric observation at a local hospital, Harding is
expected to return to court Monday to face charges of attempted murder.


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