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[GCFL] Estate Matters
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Author: GCFL
Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2004 05:01
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A physician presented his bill to the attorney
representing a deceased person's estate. Each of them knew
the other, having tangled quite a few times in court,
where the doctor was often called as an "expert witness."

The Doctor asked the lawyer if he wanted the bill sworn
to.
"No," replied the lawyer, "the death of Mr. Frobisher is
sufficient evidence that you attended him professionally."

"Be that as it may," replied the doctor, "the fact that
you handled his affairs is probably why he couldn't afford
to pay this bill in the first place."

Received from Steven C. Sanderson.

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